This edition includes a bonus epilogue scene with the true ending of The Swordless Knight, re-worked scenes in multiple episodes with new and changed dialogue, and brand new art and animations throughout. The complete series is fully subtitled. This series is a work of art made with human hands and voices by myself and 38 collaborators, with a zero AI-generated content policy.

Episode 1: "ONE HUNDRED & SEVENTY?!!!"

"No one thinks you're under 21....you ancient F@@@!!!"

"You have no taste!" "I know! I married you, didn't I?"

"Oh, shhhhhhhhhhhove it!"

"Dandy Boy!"

Episode 2: (Basically the whole back & forth between Cervantes & Eloise!)

"One hundred & seventy one! ONE HUNDRED & SEVENTY ONE!!!"

"YOU LOVE AFFAIRS MORE THAN YOU HATE WOMEN?!!!"

"I want to start over with someone who actually respects me!" "Oh, you mean like me?" "NO!!!" "Oh."

"YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, EDMOND!!!" (I know that reference!)

Episode 3: "Don't! Don't you...'darling' me!"

"Hair? Stylish! Skin? Glowing! Clothing? Absolutely magnificent!"

(The WHOLE banter between Reggie & Ruben! My god!)

Episode 4: "I think you're going to die tonight, but I'll enjoy watching you struggle to prove me wrong!"

"What's the point of any of this if it's not for fun?!"

(Anything Brant says! Right on, dude!)

"Typical of you men!"

"I've done worse things in dirtier places!"

Episode 5 (The Finale): "I don't want to be your....'bro'! Begone!"

"Oh! I do love an underdog story!"

"At least he'll die stupid & happy!"

(The entirety of Lord Scythus' rant! Tell me I'm wrong!)

"F@@@ing a$$hole! Glad he's dead!"

"I'm sure whatever house of cards you've built will come crashing down soon enough!"

"Could you let me finish at least one bloody pi$$ing sentence?! F@@@ing hell!"

"I've got to go! I'll be back in a moment!" *Instantly dips!* (My only nitpick is that there was no cartoon running sound effect as she took off! That would've been GOLDEN!)

"No! No! I'm enjoying the show! Who do you think they'll kill next? I hope it's not anyone we like."

"You couldn't even come up with an original way to die!" "Oh, f@@@ you, Ruben! Why do you care?"

"THERE IS NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!!! WE NEED TO RUN!!!" (That was perfect in unison!)

(The escape music as our main group is leaving & you can hear Count Cecil & everyone else still fighting in the manor!)

"Gabriel! Into the carriage!" "And leave without Catherina?" "Yes! F@@@ her! Leave her behind!" "God! I love it when you talk like that!"

"A slayer?!" "Goodness! I'm surprised you could slay her!"

"Stop that! That's disgusting!" "Hush! No, I want to watch!"

And finally, oh finally:

"RAVAGE ME!!!"

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