Jul 20, 2024
Clint: Laura and I are having another baby
Kate: oh wow, congratulations!
Yelena: I’m very happy for you Clint Bar-
Clint: *slams adoption papers down in front of them* it’s you two. Sign here.
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Clint: Laura and I are having another baby
Kate: oh wow, congratulations!
Yelena: I’m very happy for you Clint Bar-
Clint: *slams adoption papers down in front of them* it’s you two. Sign here.
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Inspiral Carpets played Albert Hall in Manchester, their first home town show since the death of their drummer Craig Gill, who was an founding member of the band at age 14. Craig's son Levon played drums on Commercial Reign, an absolute monster of a drum song and my favorite Inspirals song.
BITCHES, BASTARDS, NON-BINARY FRICKING HOESS
DAD CLINT AND KATE.
So you know how Clint’s hearing aid broke?
Yeah. Well what if at some point Eleonor (Kate’s mom) uh idk how credit cards work so like- she uncancels it? BAHAHAH idk.
Maybe some sht happens on Christmas. THEY FINALLY DID IT and Clint goes home.
Things are quiet for a while, and as a prank but also one very useful prank, Kate sends hearing aids every holiday. As in- Christmas, 4th of July, his birthday (yes she know his birthday), new year’s, literally every holiday.
Every time she sends one there’s like “Back up #1”, “Back up for ur back up”, “Back for the back up of the back up I gave u”, on a sticky note and it goes on and on and on. But heyy at least he’s got sum back ups.
Laura finds it hilarious. Clint is annoyed. And at some point as a joke, Clint sends a ‘play doh arrow’ becuz hey it’s Kate. It explodes everywhere and Kate stops sending hearing aids every holiday. As payback, Kate puts a bunch of alarm clocks in just one bag set to alarm when it gets to him.
basically they have a whole-ass prank war. Thank you my dear bitches, bastards, non-binary hoes good day.
nate: can i keep the nightlight on?
clint: and give the monsters a beacon to your location? use your head kiddo.
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When Kate goes home with Clint to see his family she receives a surprising Christmas present which will turn all the relationships on their ends.
Kate discovers Clint and Laura are her bio parents and they all have to deal with that.
Whoops making yet another WIP....
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Tony: I asked Clint “If you had to do it all over again, would you still have kids?” “Yes,” he said, “Just not these ones.”
BITCHES, BASTARDS, NON-BINARY HOES
Kate Bishop Barton headcanon.
SO YALL KNOW HOW IN EP 3 CLINT SAYS LAURA WOULD DIVORCE HIM IF HE PUT ON THE COSTUME KATE WAS SUGGESTING?
Yeah. So what if at some point Kate jokes to Lila abt Clint wearing a stupid af costume. THE COSTUME SHE DREW AT THAT COFFEE SHOP THING.
AS. A. PRANK.
Then Lila tells Cooper. Then the 3 of them convince Laura to get in on it too. Like some stupid af shi but I'm gonna be here for it.