#the bartons

Emmerdale families

Reminding everyone Sarah is a Sugden…

Okay. We will all just pretend it’s not weird as hell that she is suddenly hanging around her Uncle Robert (and Aaron). 🤣 We might actually get Robron babysitting their great niece 🥹 ! And when the shit hits the fan about baby Leyla’s true parentage, Sarah might just turn her back on the Dingles! YES!! We all know Jacob will … he probably wants rid of them now. 🤣

Arrivals to strengthen the Tate and Sugden clans…

This better mean Seb will be back in the village soon!! (I don’t care about more Tates.)

Caleb hasn’t forgotten about his stolen kidney … he and Ruby work together to get the ultimate revenge on Joe.

I’m sure the massive scar where his kidney should be is a good reminder 🙄. The “ultimate revenge”… well I guess this could mean that Moira and Co.’s plan for Joe’s demise fails? 🤷🏽‍♀️

A “dalliance” between Ross and LAUREL?!?

Is she going to end up pregnant as well? 😒

Kev and Lewis building a father & son relationship … and building on the Barton family.

Utter BS that Lewis is a Barton and the implication that Kev’s return and connection to Lewis would be “building on the Barton family” is insulting! Being back ADAM!! Bring back PETE!!

Cain’s prostate cancer …exploring the side effects and how someone like Cain navigates it.

I’ll tell you how … in true Cain Dingle fashion - BADLY! Besides assaulting someone days after surgery, he’s probably going to end up sleeping with Charity (since she’s always up for setting her life on fire). 🤷🏽‍♀️

Big stunts … a big massive bombshell on the village that is going to change lives forever.

Name: Cooper Barton

Birthday: May 18th 🎉

Age: 17

Family:

Siblings:

@hawkeyes-favorite

@whosafraidoflittleoldme17

@totally-not-kate-bishop

@gwen-stacy-earth616

@little-witchy-wanda

@lostemeraldwidow

@official-pietro-maximoff

@jade-lopez-maximoff

@thebettermaximofftwin

@your-darling-gaze

@baby-barton

@its-nate-the-sharpshot

@erupti-spider

@ivanova-web-droid

@thatsammybarton

@that-kid-hunter-barton

@angelic-halos

@proud-owner-0f-americas-ass ????

Parents:

@laura-barton-shield

@clintbarton-thearrowguy

@soldier-in-winter ?

Aunts:

@natt-romanoff

@thebetterbartontwin

Uncle:

@barneythebarton

Pets:

@luckythebestpizzadog

Wren?

4 kittens that no one knows anymore

Extra:

I’m better than Lila

DAD CLINT AND KATE.

So you know how Clint’s hearing aid broke?

Yeah. Well what if at some point Eleonor (Kate’s mom) uh idk how credit cards work so like- she uncancels it? BAHAHAH idk.

Maybe some sht happens on Christmas. THEY FINALLY DID IT and Clint goes home.

Things are quiet for a while, and as a prank but also one very useful prank, Kate sends hearing aids every holiday. As in- Christmas, 4th of July, his birthday (yes she know his birthday), new year’s, literally every holiday.

Every time she sends one there’s like “Back up #1”, “Back up for ur back up”, “Back for the back up of the back up I gave u”, on a sticky note and it goes on and on and on. But heyy at least he’s got sum back ups. 

Laura finds it hilarious. Clint is annoyed. And at some point as a joke, Clint sends a ‘play doh arrow’ becuz hey it’s Kate. It explodes everywhere and Kate stops sending hearing aids every holiday. As payback, Kate puts a bunch of alarm clocks in just one bag set to alarm when it gets to him.

I'm forwarding marvel my therapy bills. So can we acknowledge the fact that the Hawkeye series was partly a love letter to Natasha.

Yo I'm an emotional wreck. A wreck I tell you. Not Clint finally openly acknowledging Kate is his partner😭😭😭

And then Clint and Yelena. Why the fuck did he have to whistle huh???. Damn you Hawkeye... I'll say it again my baby Yelena deserves no more pain. IstG marvel we could fight if anything happens to her in phase 4. No more losses for our girl. They loved Natasha bro😭😭😭😭

Yo and good on Maya💖 another person who deserves the absolute world.

Fuck Eleanor for trying to gaslight and guilt trip Kate.

Ngl I was in tears, I was dying when they were tagging Kingpin and he was tagging Kate's ass right back bruh. Why did marvel nerf him. He can't be dead.... I refuse to believe that he died.

Another thing don't feel I forgot how toxic and shitty some of y'all were to Laura when we found out she was Clint's wife. Some of yall were shitting on her character. Color me surprised that she was agent 19 aka Bobbi Morse. Clint and his spy family my heart. Now they got another big sister and possibly an aunt in Yelena?

I'm a mess. I'm running on 3hrs of sleep and I just left a board meeting. I'm going to sleep. Happy holidays people. What a finale. Somebody blackmail Marvel for a season 2... we could forward them our therapy bills.