Episode 77:Â Dangerous Protocols
âNothing in this panel either,â said Ensign Trell, examining the book-thin component. Â She pushed it back into the wall and it locked into place with a satisfying clunk.
Captain Ortega nodded, resisting the urge to ask if she was sure. Â Heâd seen more than his share of ship circuitry, and even performed emergency repairs under duress, but his field experience couldnât match Trellâs actual engineering training. Â When it came to identifying if something was unusual in the computer circuitry, Ortega wouldnât be able to do much more than confirm that everything looked like the standard fare.
Unfortunately, Trellâs time examining the hardware meant that Ortega was left sifting through what information he could on the shipâs software. Â Thanks to the CryptoBrick analysis earlier he had a few insights on where to look inside the shipâs computers, but most of the data was information heâd already seen.
âYouâre sure that itâs safe to pull those components out of the wall while weâre accessing the mainframe?â
âAbsolutely,â said Trell.  âThe subsystems are designed to be removed on the fly.  The worst case scenario is that youâll be without some data while Iâm looking over everything.  Iâm starting to think that thereâs either no trace of  the phoenix circuitry on this ship, or that Tan already destroyed it before we arrived.â
âDo you really think he wouldnât have told your Captain by now?â
âShe wouldnât torture someone in a medbay.â
âReally?â said Ortega. Â âThat seems like the ideal place.â
A look of confused disgust crossed Trellâs face.
âWhat kind of sick person uses medical equipment for torture?â
âThe⌠kind of sick person who doesnât want the torture to be lethal?â
âPeople in your culture must not understand torture if it gets lethal.â
âPeople in my culture really donât,â said Ortega. Â âWe have laws against it.â
âSo do we,â said Trell.
âEither way, thereâs no signs of systematic destruction, or any kind of intentional damage against the ship,â said Ortega. Â âThis place is almost pristine.â
âI suppose youâd have the expertise to recognize that,â said  Trell.  âHave you looked up information on self-destruct procedures?â
âNo,â said Ortega, tapping new information into the terminal interface. Â âGood idea, though.â
The computer had a basic user command structure, one that Ortega felt was almost a few years out of date for a relatively new military power like the Dyson Empire. Â It was simple enough to use, but felt important.
âWhy would someone with access to last yearâs hardware use software that would have been on its way out five years ago?â
âFamiliarity, perhaps?â said Trell, reaching for the next maintenance panel.
âWould you do it for familiarity?â
âNo,â said Trell.  âIâd only do it if I wanted absolute certainty that anyone using it would be familiar with the software.  Itâs probably a good idea for a rapidly constructed militia.  The Soul Survivor did suggest⌠and our own experiences with Tan suggests⌠that this so-called Emperor quickly assimilates anyone with a modicum of competence into his service.  If there was no time for a custom operating system⌠by far the best approach, in my opinion⌠an older system that people would be familiar with might help things along.â
âYouâd prefer to make a custom operating system, though?â
âI already have one,â said Trell. Â âI plan on retiring to a moon fortress after I leave the military, one stocked with the trophies of a great career, and Iâve already established a preliminary system that can be modified for most of the kinds of bases I might acquire.â
âWould you incorporate any older operating systems onto your custom system? Â Something seems off about this.â
He pulled up the selected data. Â Five data files tagged as relating to self destruct systems popped onto his screen.
âI might,â said Trell. Â âI could take the graphical parts, overlay it.â
âWhy would you do that?â asked Ortega. Â He tapped one of the files, the one titled âSelf Destruct Protocols: Operation Eclipse Procedure.â
âAgain, familiarity for others,â said Trell. Â âGuests. Â Or enemies.â
âCatering to familiarity for enemies?â
The file opened, and a video file started to play.
âNo, not catering to them,â said Trell. Â âIâd use it as a decoy, or a lure. Â Set it up to look like it was a standard file system, probably even make a few non-essential commands work as expected, but just make it a facade that covers a ruse or trap. Â Something designed to lead them on a wild goose chase, feed them false information or activate a trap.â
The lights darkened in the chamber. Â Trell and Ortega looked up, surprised. Â The video file began to play, and every terminal in the room switched to the video as well. Â A large, dark-skinned man appeared, wearing a uniform of the Dyson empire and a pair of bulky, mechanical gauntlets.
âWhat did you find?â asked Trell.
âThe Emperorâs Herald, someone named Zamona,â said Ortega. Â âIâve seen him once before. Â Right before Doctor Rogers and I had to make it to your ship.â
âCongratulations on securing one of the Dyson Empireâs vessels intact,â said Zamona. Â âWe also appreciate your interest in the Operation Eclipse Protocols, especially as they pertain to self destruct sequences.â
âHeâs gloating,â said Trell. Â âGloating in a video that might never have been seen. Â I admire the dedication, but it means weâre in trouble.â
âAs you know, self destruct sequences involve legitimate security concerns which you, alas, have now become. Â If this vessel is within range, it will transmit images of your facial features, voice prints, or any other identifying characteristics which may be useful in learning who you are and what may have brought you here. Â The good news is that, while you will only have sixty seconds to live, you will gain a firsthand look at the self destruct information you sought, an experience that no one else alive can appreciate. Â Enjoy your final minute of life, and make peace in whatever way you see fit.â
The video ended, and a timer began counting down from sixty seconds. Â The lights returned to their standard setting, and a dull, dangerous hum began resonating through the walls.













