#curu

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Gojo Satoru/Itadori Yuuji Characters: Itadori Yuuji, Gojo Satoru, Sukuna | Ryoumen Sukuna Additional Tags: Demon Itadori Yuuji, Nun Gojo Satoru, Top Itadori Yuuji, Bottom Gojo Satoru, Demon Sex, Crossdressing, Itadori Yuuji Has a Big Dick, Large Cock, Size Kink, Size Difference, Cock Cages, Cock & Ball Torture, Spanking, 69 (Sex Position), Breathplay, Doggy Style, Double Penetration, Hemipenes, Loss of Virginity, Itadori Yuuji’s Adaptability-No-Jutsu, Lingerie Summary:

Yuuji was a relatively normal teenager half a year ago, but after the death of his mother he was found by his older brother who brought him back home to be with his family.

His peaceful new life in hell is interrupted by a challenge, a nun, and a loophole.

🥳 Happy late birthday to both @curufins-smile​ and me!!

And a huge thank you to @hollowsatoru​ for both being my beta and drawing this exceptionally lovely art of Demonyuu for me!!!

@chainedbychoice thank you for letting me experiment :3c

Send me a ☕️ and a topic and I’ll talk about how I feel about it

Hooooooooo boy

Babes are we ready for more of my bad food opinions?

Yall have suffered through my bullshit enough so i’m gonna start swinging

Regular: the fake dating au of cola, which is to say mediocre and boring except for the first 3 times you’ve had it. I’ll take it if im thirsty and there’s literally nothing else

Zero sugar: self hatred repackaged and sold back to you. Uhhuh uhhuh it tastes good and it’s healthier

Diet: cola for people that think they’re great at communication and compromising but they just settle so often that a lot of their relationships are being driven more because of sunk cost fallacy than any actual enjoyment.

Cherry cola: the good one.

Vanilla cola: the second place best one.

Other types: probably yucky or mediocre.

Pepsi: summon Mahoraga and put us both out of our misery

Pepsi ranks below all coca cola things. Not because of the flavor (although it is just coke but slightly worse) but because without fail pepsi makes people fucking annoying.

Either they are a coke fan and they bitch that they’re forced to drink cola that’s worse than swine piss

OR

They’re a pepsi fan that passionately insists that pepsi is better actually ☝️

The best kind of cola is just cola flavored candy

The fanon is undoubtedly better 🚬

I won’t take criticism on this because i don’t respect anybody’s cola opinions. Not even my own.

12. What's a funny memory you have?

15. Do you have any superstitions?

18. What is the worst food you've ever had?

19. What fictional character would you bring to life if you could?

20. If you could join a career immediately, what would it be?

These were the ones i thought were most interesting! I feel like id have a lot to say about some of them, so im excited to see if you do too!

Deep/Fun Questions to Ask!

Hi hi!!! Thanks so much for the ask!! 👀 i’m also curious what your answers for these questions would be~

12. What's a funny memory you have?

Hmmmm🤔 i know i have many but suddenly i can’t think of any

…

Ah @raynil and i were chatting about Sukuna and how he gets treated in fanon and such~ eventually we talked about various ways to bully that fucko and i said i wanted to force him into a nuclear family househusband type situation after he gets defeated and that i want to put him in khaki pants and a pastel dad polo shirt and Curu was desperately trying to stop me from doing that lmao

Curu wants Sukuna to suffer sexily but i just want to destroy him and rip apart his pride 🙂‍↕️

But although i’m a little hater, i love Cururu lots so i won’t dip Sukuna in beige for his sake 🙂‍↕️

15. Do you have any superstitions?

I used to believe the number 4 was unlucky but not anymore. But i do have another one thats really specific and stupid.

My two irl friends live a couple of hours away from me and there are two different train routes i can take to get to their cities and one of the stations is cursed in the evening 💀 i’ve had to wait an hour at night there fuckin twice cause my train got fucked up. Truly the vibes there are real horribly ominous at night 💀

18. What is the worst food you've ever had?

I already mentioned the food poisoning pizza rolls, so this time hmm 🤔 mayonaise. I hate it. Looking at it makes me feel nauseous

19. What fictional character would you bring to life if you could?

So i’ve got Hanamaru from love live and Ayanokouji from classroom of the elite 🤔 hmmmmmm Shisui from the apothecary diaries!!

20. If you could join a career immediately, what would it be?

Cuwu thank you i wuv uuuuuuuuuu ahhhhhhhh🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

Because of my midweek crash out the nun fic isn’t done yet but tomorrow on your birthday im gonna do my best to finish it ( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ