i think carmen and shadowsan watch heist movies and point out inaccuracies and they dont even realize theyre doing it. this has gotten every heist movie ever banned from their warehouse btw.

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i think carmen and shadowsan watch heist movies and point out inaccuracies and they dont even realize theyre doing it. this has gotten every heist movie ever banned from their warehouse btw.

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He's zo smart..š¤¤
i am curious do you have any neal headcanons uād like to share
OH GODS UHHHHHHH
> this man is so genderfluid to me. gender? sure! but sometimes also nah. And sometimes just Maybe yk. Has a little whiteboard pronoun pin that he updates when the gender fluids yk (he doesn't use bracelets bc they rub against his wrists wrong and give him a place he can b restrained from which he doesn't like)
> i tend to write it as he/it/they but tbh I can see this fella being like. Very pronounfluid. She/he, they/it, xe/vae, mi/mir, she/it/very, you name it he's probably used it at some point.
> they're very presentation non conforming too they adore wearing skirts and cute shit. need 2 draw it in the strawberry dress so damn bad
> also has killer eyeliner game convince me otherwise go ahead and try oh wait u can't. Paints their nails also
> in RedCanon (au from me and my partner) gets ribbon eels tattooed around his forearms (to cover scars that I won't get into here bc its AUGH OUGH OW)
Captain Swan;
Requested by @greyxanderblack .
Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa?;
Killian. He focuses too much on Emma sometimes to notice what's going on around him and it leads to several embarrassing moments where he pushes or pulls on a door that needs to be pulled instead of pushed and vice versa.
Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them?;
Killian. He is the artist of the duo, after all.
Who starts the tickle fights?;
Emma. Killian doesn't because he's afraid of accidentally hurting her.
Who starts the pillow fights?;
Same as the last one. That's to say Emma.
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile?;
Killian because of old habits. Though Emma occasionally beats him to it.
Who mistakes salt for sugar?;
Killian because both look the same to him and he's not use to having either.
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning?;
Killian because he forgets it does that.
Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines?;
Killian of course.
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order?
Killian as well.
Who licks the spoon when theyāre baking brownies?;
Emma because she had a bigger sweet tooth than Killian does.
Who buys candles for dinners even though thereās no special occasion?;
Killian because he wants to make Emma feel as special as possible.
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen?;
They both do. It's a cute little thing they need.
Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation?;
Killian because they intrigue him.
Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines?;
Niether because niether find it interesting. Henry would probably convince them though.
Whether they're a big spoon or little spoon?;
It alternates. So both.
Who would bring a random animal home and make the other have it as a pet?;
Killian. He likes animals and Emma is usually the one who finds them a home because they can't have a ton of pets in the house when they are too busy working to take care of even their selves sometimes.
Who is more accident prone?;
Killian. He is impulsive and would die for Emma (and her family) and anyone else he loves. So It shouldn't come as a surprise that he gets hurt alot more than Emma would like.
Who is sickly and who never gets sick?;
Killian is sickly and Emma rarely ever gets sick. Not to mention he has been 'away' for nearly 200 years, so his immune system isn't prepared well for this world. So yeah. He's definitely gonna be sick alot.
Deciphering the years in which Shadowsan grew up in
Ā Alternative title: Debunking the supposed fact that Shadowsan is 40+ (Iām looking at you, cs wiki)
Since Shadowsanās flashback in s02e03, this has been on my mind. After some intense image searching, I can finally share the fruits of my research.Ā
Letās cut to the chase.Ā

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Do you have any other headcanons on VILE faculty origin stories?
Countess Cleo was in the fashion industry and did really well at it (not surprising considering a lot of her competition tended to vanish or die mysteriously) but fully entered the crime industry for the art. She throws entire parties to show off her stolen art. She really likes her stuff, and she likes it to be in her hands rather than on a museum wall.
Maelstrom and Bellum both went to college for different scientific studies. Bellum graduated (mostly bc they were terrified of what would happen if she didnāt) and Maelstrom dropped out (he got bored). They met bc they both took a page out of Mary Shelleyās book and went grave-robbing.
Iāve made it a weird joke of mine that Maelstrom is some serial killer motherfucker. I canāt really explain it beyond his clown outfit in s3.
Bellum, ironically, is the reason V.I.L.E. started to be crafted. Her experiments kept getting bigger, brighter, and more illegal. She needed a place to do her shit without the entire neighborhood calling the cops. This spread to her weird friend Maelstrom, to Maelstromās weird friend Cleo, and so on.
Brunt was doing bank robberies, as Iāve said
Shadowsan revolutionized the art of paper-battle! He and Paperstar are the only ones capable of using origami as lethal weapons. Also he stole a sword that one time.Ā
Cleo actually met Brunt because they were in the same museum. Brunt was trying stealing precious rocks and Cleo wanted some sculptures. They ended up carrying the others load out and became weird friends.
Dexter Wolfe failed out of police training bc he was labeled as too reckless and disobedient. His profile has a note that he would willingly let criminals get away becauseĀ āI mean, they stole it fair and square. Itās theirs now.ā
Wolfe got Shadowsan into V.I.L.E. when Wolfe got into a nasty scrape with some Yakuza. And by nasty scrape I mean he destroyed the gang, heard rumors about Shadowsan, and was likeĀ āoh this is EXACTLY my kind of guyā
If Wolfe hadnāt been trying to flee, he and Shadowsan wouldāve been close partners and great teammates at the table. So. Yeah. Horrible ironies and whatnot.
A few other people have pointed this out already but Iād also like to say that Carmen leaving Zack and Ivy without a word is pretty OOC of her. I think sheād at least say a proper goodbye because well, her mom wasnāt going anywhere and she didnāt have to hurry. Idk if they did it just for some angst but it just doesnāt sit right with me either. Also for those you who wanted them to keep being a found fam, I like to think that they keep crossing paths while theyāre fighting theĀ āgood fightā and stopping the rest of VILE.
Ā If not that, all the money they earned from foiling VILEās plans goes into plane tickets for regular reunion meet-ups in random cafes and tourist spots. The team is also introduced to Carlotta eventually. Plus, since VILEās capers arenāt as bold and well planned out as before, it gives Carmen, her mom and the team more time for casual sightseeing. Zack and Ivy take Lydia out for racing if they donāt have any missions in ACME and Carmen, Shadowsan, Chase and Julia are there to cheer them on. Hideo gets to know his nephews and nieces too. Player starts travelling with them when heās old enough. Zack and Chase bond over cars and Chase probably likes the Rouge Vendetta movies too. Jules and Ivy have the most wholesome friendship. Ivy volunteers to fix Chaseās cars, saving ACME a lot of money haha. So yeah. Donāt worry about them going separate ways. Theyāre still family and they will continue to just vibe together.
š: who developed a crush on the other first? Carmen and Ivy please :)
Ivy, definitely. Poor girl was practically head over heels for Carmen from the moment they met. For Carmen it was a gradual process, then one day after theyād already known each other for a long time she just woke up and realized: āOh crap, Iām in love with Ivy.ā