Aug 4, 2015
Hella Bees
In Hella Threes
Who’s in Hella?
That is Mees
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Hella Bees
In Hella Threes
Who’s in Hella?
That is Mees
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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FUCK YOU KAREN YOU DO NOT ACTUALLY SNEEZE LIKE THAT
NO
YOU DO NOT
FUCKING PUPPY-TWEE-ASS-BABY-BIRD SNEEZING MOTHERFUCKER
GO TO HELL KAREN
SNEEZE NORMAL
FUCK
I'm pretty sure when you said
"I like your beaver hat"
You meant something disgusting
But it was more confusing than anything
So thanks I guess?Â
The City Is Beautiful This Time of Year
"The city is beautiful this time of year," said
The Man Who Always Confused the "Beautiful" with "Actual Frozen Peckered Butthole of Satan"
One couldÂ
Ascend unto the astral plane
Gain enlightenment
Cleansed of thought
Or
One could
Close the elevator door on a businessman
And feel quite the same
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Lo, Lucifer rears his head
The smell of sulfur stings the air
Evil has finally chosen its corporeal state
In the form of
Whenever someone says the word "FroYo"
Two different acquaintances of yours from high school
Got married today
While you watched "Yentl" one and a half times
I'm not sayin'
But I'm just sayin'
Oh, you want to go for coffee?
Excuse my surprise
See, in my imagination, we've been married for six years already
So I'm a bit caught off guard