(warning: might be ooc; haven't finished the game, fully; swearing; cringe)
Reader as a punk rock taser w/ and electric guitar and piercings (optional) that manages to win the love of everyone in the house, cause being cringe is free.
I made a whole account for this pls forgive meeee
Home owner got 'em during pre-dateviators, cause they were paranoid af.
You come in w/ energy and vibes and just wanting to make friends, cause the shop you come from was lowkey kinda lonely and shit (everyone was very assuming seeing as you are a taser). You are def a poise char. Your physical features are up to you, but idk. You def have a punk rock/metal aesthetic. I'm thinking a croptop or tank top and very baggy jeans, piercings and nail polish. (all optional, idrgaf)
You seem sorta annoyed at everyone (resting bitch face). from a glance, but you are very eager to interact with other objects, and eager to help them if they really need your help ("Maybe kindness is the real punk rock"). Really tall, cause I'd imagine you being intimidating and whatnot, but like you care a LOT for Homeowner, wondering why they needed to buy a taser for self defense. You are very good at character judgement and reading the atmosphere and react accordingly (ie, you're skeptical about Keith, but no concrete evidence. everyone else seems to love him, so you just treat him with respect, but do not trust most things he says). Except with romance. The player has to literally choose the option that says "I think you're hot and I love you, romantically and it would be punk rock if we banged.", any other option would lead to your friendship route.
You can be a bit awkward with your words, especially in small talk/with strangers, but once you start talking about music or others appearances (not necessarily in a mean way, you love others' aesthetics and how they choose to express themselves. But if you see bad fashion tastes like shoes or something, you just turn around and ignore it, cause it's really your opinion).
Can be seen almost everywhere, cause Homeowner carries them out, comes back inside to just put them anywhere near, but theye are mostly found on Abel/Jerry.
Newest member of the house, so is unfamiliar with a lot of the other objects.
You tried to befriend Dorian, first, cause he's the door.
Was tense around you but you can't blame him, you looked like you wanted to rip him off his hinges (you were trying to gauge wtf to start a convo with him about)
Then you opened your mouth and Dorian immediately thought 'Finally, someone who understands the importance of friendship'
You both want the world to be a safer place, despite the fact that it would render both of you obsolete, and you both take pride in protecting the homeowner, so immediately something in common
He doesn't find your music always enjoyable, but he's willing to listen just for your sake
His reccomendations are scarce. I don't think he's a huge fan of music. The ones he chooses, he probably doesn't even remember their names, just the sound and you have to act like google when someone types in 'daaa da da DUH dah'
Hums along with the more catchy songs, whenever he hears them. Even if you're not near him, he can hear you
Annoyed that he's grown attached and begrudgingly awaits for more of your private concerts
Def besties w/ Fantina cause she loves your impromptu concerts on Abel.
Sometimes, she requests songs and dances with you. Fantina loves you and is always very excited when she hears your songs, definitely made a fan club about you.
You joined her Homeowner's fan club, cause if you could talk to them, you'd want to hype them up, too.
Her obsession lowkey creeps you out, so you kinda have to pull her out of her thoughts, sometimes and ground her
You love her, but sometimes she can be a bit suffocating
Sorta possessive. Always dragging you to 'club meetings' which are just her listening to you sing or play your guitar
You, Curt and Rod vibe.
Met them when you were looking for Fantina and she was making Curt do that dance thing he does when near her, and you immediately thought his moves were unique.
Started convo abt music tastes and boom, you were hooked
Came back, later to look for Fantina, saw them throwing shade at the neighbours and you started laughing, asking them waht they were doing
You're sorta like a natural at throwing shade, but not at fellow objects. Mainly just nosy neighbours that like peeking through the windows a bit too much
That dude with a boombox outside someone's house? No, that's just sad, you feel 2nd hand embarrassment. But what REALLY gets you riled up is that the song is obnoxiously loud. Like, he can do whatever he wants, but why must you hear it?
You take the rule of war happening when shade is thrown at your friend very seriously, though
They love it
You make them laugh so much and the straight face you make when saying the absolute coldest things is just wild
Rod loves giving you recommendations, and you learn a lot of new songs because of him. He sings a bit offtune, but it's the passion that matters and you can't help but sing along with him, too
Curt always covers his ears during these apocalyptic moments of you two singing like you're both tone deaf, but sometimes, you drag him into dancing with you
You find Sprite with them at some point and take her off their hands (electricity buddies) and they tell you bout meeting Mateo
You meet him and seeing you two standing in front of each other from afar would make anyone laugh their asses off
Mateo is very grateful for you, and a bit surprised taht you got Sprite to like you
You and him become unlikely friends (Taser becoming buddy-buddy with Blanket)
Mateo is very "That sounds lovely, dear" to your music. It's not very critical, but supportive. Mateo definitely doesn't actively seek out your taste in music, but when you play it, he can feel the passion you put into it and loves whatever song you play. You play softer songs around his inanimals that make all of them (+ Mateo) go to sleep
The inanimals like dog piling on you the moment you walk in. You always scream bloody murder and Mateo is in sticthes as he gently pries all of them off you
They all gather round in a circle when you're just strumming your guitar and testing the strings. Hell, they sometimes try to touch your guitar (it's sorta shaped like a taser) but you always stop them. Especially the more fabric/flammable/conductor-made ones
Davi likes running off to get headpats from you. Like, he'd run away from Mateo, distract you mid-play, get a headpat, then run back right as Mateo is about to look for him
Some of the other inanimals take his lead. Now, if one of them runs off, you're the first suspect
You love the inanimals and they love you
Mateo loves when you visit and help him with the inanimals
I think you've met Doug a couple more times than you care for, with the Homeowner's paranoia about...something
You downplay his whole thing as being a bummer and just something the human experiences a lot, and you greet him with a smile
He blatantly tells you your songs are awful, so you make it your quest to find him a song that would fit perfectly to him
He finds you annoyingly optimistic, but once he presses a wrong button and sees your snappy side, he lowkey finds it hot
Tries to get you to be angry at him, but you gauged that early on and love not giving him the satisfaction, which he can't tell if he thinks that's even more annoying of you or even more hot
Obviously flirts with you like "Nice ass" every time you turn around. Will not stop whether you like it or not. The more annoyed you are about it, the more he does it
Says shit like "It's funny that humans want to live forever, but the moment they reach 90, a lot of them want to die, already." and you'd make a song out of that, just to spite him.
At some point, the moment he talks, you start groaning
You've tried asking him if he knew specifically what the homeowner was thinking about and he just shrugged and said that he doesn't care
Calls you 'emo'. He knows your aesthetic is punk (your countless presentations on the differences can be boring, but he finds it hilarious that you take that much effort to make him some calling you emo), but he loves messing with you
You and Telly are besties
Fight me on this
The moment you two spoke to each other, nope, you instantly bonded
When you two watch TV, it's things like Tim Burton or dark academia/Victorian type stories. Mostly horror comedy or just comedy. Also watching concerts of your favorite bands. Sometimes you watch the news mainly for Homeowner's safety
You also drag your other friends to watch other channels with you guys, so you sorta give him more company than he's used to
Telly just loves seeing your facial expressions. Likes knowing that you're just as invested in what you're watching as much as he is
Hype man
Whenever you have artblock, you go to him, cause he has just the channels to get your creative juices flowing
You probably don't like Valdiviflix, cause let's be honest, they probably use AI in some aspect (Homeowner literally got replaced by their other branch by AI) so Telly doesn't have to worry about you 'betraying' him
Still, you constantly tell him to stop basing his self worth off of Valdiviflix's success, cause you don't like seeing him sad about yet another show being bought out by Valdiviflix
But, you don't like seeing ads of Valdivi-taser on the TV, and you two go one rants all about it (you're more of pissed off, cause you work fine, thank you very much. who cares if the taser can also double as a charging station?! not you!)
Seeing you and Rainey from afar is very funny. Your aesthics kinda crash in a fun way
You were a bit confused about her very wrong sounding songs and asked her about it. She was very avoidant, cause you're new to the house and don't know much and she'd like to keep it that way
Soon understood that your questions came from a place of genuine concern, but still couldn't come to terms with it
You kinda avoid the topic, now, but you still come along to dance with herand she appreciates it.
She loves telling you about songs you've only vaguely heard of and songs you knew nothing about.
Sometimes comes to visit you and dance to your own songs. She loves them. The louder, the better! Especially if Scandalabra comes around to complain.
Probably gets some more records of your music taste, if she can, to play for you whenever you visit her.
Flirts with you but you just assume it's just how she talks and you start off a bit flustered, but grow accustomed to it (which she's kinda sad about cause you looked so cuted stuttering about for a response!)
And that's it! Yayyyy! I got my idea out!! If you want more, please comment!













