sorry i wasnt listening i was actually imagining myself running around in the woods on all fours . but in a totally human way lol dw about it

need a friend group consisted of canine coded transgenders where we smoke weed then hang around in a forest. Do I need to make a billboard for this

not being properly socialized nor introduced to humans as a kid but growing up surrounded by animals so now everything I do looks like a creature that's very obviously non-human but is still awkwardly trying to understand their social cues and body language to replicate it

I CANNOT argue with nonhumans like whatever you say gorgeous creature. Can I do a biology depth study on you/make a conspiracy theory commentary video on you/ take unnerving pictures of you sneaking around in the woods/ feed you a peace of cheese/study you under a microscope? Babes I cannot you guys are so cool.

i DARE you to call me a freak. that's my preferred prefix, loser. i am a freakish little beast, with horrid claws and spiraling teeth. i am also. cooler than you