#crpsfightingback

Friend:  All you ever talk about is your illness.

Me:  Wow you’re right!  It’s almost like it affects every part of my life.

Friend:  If you just got out more you’d feel better.

Me:  Wow you’re right.  It’s not like my pain limits my movements.

Friend:  If you would just give exercise and a new diet a chance you’d feel better.

Me:  Wow you’re right.  It’s not like an exercise class and going vegan are at the top of my list when I can’t get out of bed and throw up all the time.

Friend:  You need to think about other things other than you’re illness.

Me:  Wow you’re right.  It’s not like it doesn’t overwhelm my thoughts night and day.

Friend:  It’s not about what’s on the outside that matters, it’s about what’s on the inside that counts.

Me:  Wow you’re right the way.  If I put what’s on the inside out there for the public, people would run a scream.

Friend:  It’s all about attitude.

Me:  Wow you’re right.  If I could just get rid of my shitty attitude, my illness would miraculously be healed.