*tumbles into here looking like a grizzled man off the grid for fourteen years* DATE EVERYTHING CONTENT CREATOR FOUND. I am now going to drop seven thousand aus on you.
here’s one stewing in my head rn: you were browsing on the web for something bigger than the cramped space you called an apartment when you see this house being surprisingly cheap, it comes with plenty of nice furniture too! apparently the last owner was ’sick’ of it and just wanted to move out.
to your surprise, they left some weird glasses here, and for fun, you threw them on. you weren’t expecting to see a less than happy (but pretty nonetheless) woman standing by ready to seemingly berate you, only to be startled to meet a new face!
Turns out, these glasses made everything come alive. It was originally for the ‘last’ owner, but needless to say, they weren’t..great. Manipulative, rude, and seemed to only romance most of the objects just for the benefits (I.e. Mac sorted their files, Timothy scheduled their days, etc etc). Unfortunately, while you were a new person, they all seem real hesitant to let another person into their lives..but you, oh so charming you, got a way of opening people’s hearts again, it seems.
(bonus: I can imagine many of the characters strictly saying they’re not looking for romance after the last owner and say they want to stay as friends. you respect their boundaries and become good friends with them all, deciding to focus on other objects if you want to do so. unfortunately, it’s just a little too easy falling in love with you anyways and now they have to stick by their own stupid rule, maaaybe hoping you show some signs of wanting to push it too, but NOPE you’re just so respectful and cautious and sweet and it’s making them fall harder and fuck characters like Dorian or Eddie are faceplanting into the counter trying to somehow will his newfound feelings away)
sorry that was so long omfg CARRY ON BYEEE -🐰
HIIII i'm so sorry for the delay on this but i've finally got something for this
not headcanons , not a oneshot , i'm writing a whole fanfic on it >:3
it's called Home Is Where The Heart Is and while i have nothing written or ready to be published , i've been working on the story's timeline and will be getting to writing the prologue
it'll be available on ao3 , wattpad , quotev and here on tumblr
please be patient w/ me , as writing takes a lot and i still have a bunch of reqs to do (along with the chance body pillow and my heavy hyperfixation on cyberpunk 2077 ghh)

















