Feb 14, 2020
me: what is the english word for "blutegel"? should I look it u-
my shit brain: blood eagle
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me: what is the english word for "blutegel"? should I look it u-
my shit brain: blood eagle
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I’ve been watching Batman the Animated Series on and off this week while sewing. Tonight I ran into this treasure of an image.
How old are you again, Dick?
Huda x soobin is so random y'all what r we doing
We can call it genetics for fun, because part of it is genetics but anyways
Pull up to dinner last night with the family at 1830. We plus Cory start looking at the menu.
Sibling : “I think this is my first meal today, I had some chips earlier”
Mother : “ooo, you know, same, I was on the phone so much today I lost track of time. I had some yogurt though.”
Father (the other ADHDer) : huh, I haven’t eaten yet either
Me : actually, thinking on it now, I guess I forgot about food today, but I had cold brew this morning
Cory : well I’m really glad we all decided to get dinner tonight so everyone could finally eat!
Wednesday: It is only the middle of the week but I am already feeling fatigued. Alfred says I am staying up too late, but the forces of math homework do not sleep.
Batman's high school diary
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My seminar project continues to provide me with amusement even now. Someone at work said something about sucking cock and the manager goes "don't talk like that in front of the new girl. Give her at least two weeks." And I looked at him and said it didn't bother me because my seminar project was the organization and facilitation of a sex positivity discussion. And he said "so what do you think of anal beads" and I said "fun for the right person" and he started giggling and blushing and couldn't make eye contact with me for the next two minutes.
Ring Ring
Amber: Hi this is Amber calling from Mario's Place to confirm your Valentine's reservation for two at 8pm...
Me: -___- bitch you have the wrong number. *click
Me and Mum watching Russell Howard's Good News
Mum: There is only one thing I don't like about him
Me: Swearing?
Mum: His eyes.