#crack chat

Lucifer: *blushing and screaming in joy*

CLASS 1A ON TOP 🙄

Kaminari: nice cock bro

Iida: Kaminari, this type of attitude will not be condoned in this group chat.

Jirou: chill for sec dude

Y/N: frfr

Y/N: but whos cock we talkin bout 😶

Todoroki: what is "cock"?

Mina: LMAOO PLSSS THE PRETTY BOY IS TOO INNOCENT 😂

Kaminari: he says that as if he doesn't have multiple girls on his dick 🤐

Bakugo: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU DAMN EXTRAS

Y/N: JUST MUTE THE FUCKING GC KATSUKI

Bakugo: SHUT THE FUCK UP SHITTY WOMAN

Iida: Please refrain from cursing, you two.

Yaoyorozu: Even in text their conversations are vulgar...

Uraraka: I find it pretty entertaining!

Midoriya: You guys... it's 2 am....

Kaminari: Oh shoot Aizawa-sensei is going to kill us

Bakugo: THE HELL DO YOU MEAN US?? ITS YOU WHO WOKE US ALL UP DUNCE FACE

Tokoyami: Bakugo, we can hear your screaming all the way from the second floor.

Aoyama: He ruined my always needed beauty sleep!✨

Kirishima: hey uh bakubro you might wanna turn it down.. I heard some loud footsteps in the hallways

Shoji: I heard it as well.

Mina: LMAOOO ITS FRICKING AIZAWA- HE GON DIE TONIGHT 😂😂

Sero: RECORD IT

Mina: SAY LESS.... Y/N YOURE COMING WITH ME

Y/N: NAH BRU

Ojiro: guys please stop it's almost 3 am

BAKUGO HAS GONE OFFLINE

Jiro: I just sit back and observe

Aoyama: the TEA✨

Hagakure: thats so dead.. no wonder only todoroki gets the girls

Kaminari: WHAT? I GET GIRLS TOO!!

Jiro: when youre dumb yeah sure

Y/N: LMAOO HE BURNT

Jane Foster: Hi

Sylvie Lushton: Hi

what have i done to chat

Another of my posse! Listen, when I tell you my heart bursts daily because of Steph, I mean it.

The embodiment of softness, sweetness, and genuinity, Steph is that person you aim to be in life. She’s filled with so much light and kindness, even towards those who’ve wronged her, and being the same star sign as her I am in a w e at how she does it (cuz I pop off lmao).

Stan talent, stan beauty, stan Steph 🙌🏼💖💞💘

Caleb: (internally) Can not say the sentence without it being weird. Whispers action to Jester

Jester: (walking straight up to Yasha with everyone there) Caleb says your clothes would look great at the floor of Beau's bed

Yasha: Um I yea um

Beau: ...CALEB ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH YASHA THROUGH JESTER FOR ME

Caleb: (red faced)Ja my name was not suppose to be mentioned.

Beau: Hey Jester wouldn't want you to be the odd one out. I'm sure your clothes would look great on the floor of Fjord's bed.

Fjord: Wait a minute what.

Molly: Sounds like an excellent idea. Don't worry about me I'm sure I can find a bed my clothes would look great at the floor of.

Writers: Lucifer, Mary, Sam again, Dean again, Castiel again?

Dabb: Hmmm

Writers: Ooooh! GABRIEL!

Dabb: No.

In Dabb's mind:

Bullano said Fleury once got Evgeni Malkin good when, after Malkin bought a new sports car, Fleury attached pop cans in hard-to-see places so it sounded like there was something seriously wrong.