Lily is ten and being able to run circles around her teachers is no longer precocious. It’s rude. She’s a problem. She’s never been the problem child before. But the teacher can only take so many corrections and questions before she’s feed up. But even when she takes her thrift store textbooks to class, her teacher still complains to her parents and is sent home for being “uncooperative”.
Petunia tells her to try to fit in and it will be fine.
But Lily won’t pretend she doesn’t understand long division and algebra. She can’t pretend to be something she’s not.
Finally Princple Figg sends Lily home with an application to The Hogwarts Prepatory Academy, a scholarship application. Her parents could never actually afford to send her to private school, especially not after dad got laid off when the factory closed.
“Promise you won’t go,” Tuney says, remembering all the times the students from that school had passed by and yelled at them. Or worse, sneered at Petunias new dress from Target. Like she was somehow less than them.
She never wore it again.
Lily will never tell anyone, but she wants to go.She wants to be in a school that teaches Latin with other students just like her, not learning basic grammar structure with shapes. She studies for the entrance exams. It’s the first time she’s ever studied.
Lily easily gets in, trouncing the exams.
I I. Here’s what happens.
Hogwarts is filled with the rich and privileged children of wealthy families. Its where they’re sent after graduating from a nanny. Unlike Lily, they’re allowed to be stupid because they paid.
She has never wanted to hit anyone as much as she does when Emily Vance tells Amelia not to touch her “she’s from the public,” she’d sneered, “you might catch something.”
“At least my parents don’t send me away because they can’t stand the sight of me,” Lily says, unable to hide the satisfaction she gets when Emily’s eyes well up in tears.
Amelia makes friend with her anyways. Then Lily joins all the right clubs, not bothering to pretend that most of her things don’t come from somewhere other than target and forever 21.
She’s still a solid 8 even after exams, when most people look ready to kneel over and die. And she’s a shoe in for Harvard and Stanford.
It doesn’t matter that Petunia won’t talk to her. Not after Severus. Not after Petunia was rejected from the local state university. “Only women who can’t find a husband get married anyways,” Petunia had stated. But Lily has never been stupid, and she see’s the slightly smudged eye liner for what it is.
She buys her sister waterproof eyeliner.
Lily Evans is class valedictorian. She’ll go on to do great things with only minimal effort and a few broken backs.
And with college applications turned it, she has no reason not to go to Potter’s infamous house parties.
iii. And then.
And then there’s Narcissa Malfoy nee Black who infamously married Senator Lucious Malfoy before she was even eighteen. Who used to sneer at Lily for daring to breathe the same air as her. And now she’s sipping at a red solo cup filled with spiked punch, having taken over the cabana, when she’s supposed to be in Charleston to campaign for Malfoy.
Potter has asked her to dance, and tried to kiss her no less than three times before Lily throws her punch at him and shoves him into the pool. It’s doing him a favor really, what with the heat.
And then she heads over to the cabana, ready to fight Narcissa.
Narcissa who doesn’t even glance at her. Her hair is still dyed blonde, but the roots are showing and her wedding ring is absent.
“These used to be fun,” Lily finally says.
“Yes well,” Narciss trails off finally glancing up, “aren’t you that scholarship girl?”
“Yeah. What of it?”
“Nothing if you teach me how to get that highlight.“
Her accompanying smile makes Lily weak at the knees, her cheeks heating, unable to think of anything but wanting more. More soft smilies. Soft smiles directed at her.
“As long as you’re okay with CVS makeup?”
Nacissa looks her over, at her thrifted flannel, the sunburnt nose, and her jeans turned shorts she had messed up on purpose. And smiles.
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i’m taking a break from social media for….. a few days. i love y'all and i’m sorry my country’s gone and done this. so sorry. my whole body physically aches.
so i 100% admit that i completely stole this idea/concept from Caroline and Ellie who are wonderful and much better writers than i am, but it was 1 am and i needed something 2 do to avoid work and sleep
shoutout to @alrightevans (copyright 4 bedazzling!sirius)(that was genius)
Sirius Black to i’m an interior design genius: criticize my soft, comfortable and sexy pine green velvet couch all you want, lupin, this was still the deal of the century and you know it
Remus Lupin changed the name of the groupchat to Ten types of ants are living in it
Remus Lupin changed the name of the groupchat to It’s also really similar to your mom’s
Sirius Black: how dare you
Sirius Black: my mom’s is myrtle green
Sirius Black: also, she would never buy a CAMELBACK couch and u know it
Remus Lupin: stop saying ‘you know it’
Remus Lupin: i don’t know it
Sirius Black changed the name of the groupchat to i’m an interior design genius
James Potter to PETE DONT FORGET THE BEER: should i invite lily for tonight
Sirius Black: i mean, sure, you could TRY
Sirius Black: the conversation would be good entertainment
Sirius Black: for us
Sirius Black: also stop acting like u havent been thinking abt this all week
James Potter: she LIKES me now remember
Sirius Black: she slightly smirked at ur terrible chemistry pun
James Potter: i mean, doesnt that say it all
Sirius Black: im not sure if u agree that ur pun was bad so its significant that she smiled or just that smiling at ur joke is obvs the start of her undying love for you and i’m at the hair salon so im too lazy to ask u
James Potter: 2nd one
Remus Lupin: Then why the fuck aren’t you too lazy to send that message literally asking him
Sirius Black: shut up, lupin
Remus Lupin left the group chat.
James Potter: Pete, don’t forget the beer
Marlene McKinnon to Absolute Babes: lily agreed to go to potter’s birthday partyyyyyy
Marlene McKinnon to Absolute Babes: lily sooooo LIKES potterrrrrrrrr
Marlene McKinnon to Absolute Babes: lily wants some of potter’s perky butttttttttttt
Mary Macdonald to Absolute Babes: what
Marlene McKinnon: nvm
James Potter changed the groupchat’s name to I KISSED EVANS
Peter Pettigrew to I KISSED EVANS: i fell asleep early yesterday!! sorry again for the beer!!!!!DID YOU ACTUALLY???
Sirius Black: barely
Sirius Black: it was like a 4th grade peck
Remus Lupin: Why are you always on this groupchat, Sirius
Sirius Black: why are u always the first one to answer me
Sirius Black: MOTHER FRICKING TOUCHE
Remus Lupin left the group chat.
James Potter: MATE I TOTALLY DID !!!!
Sirius Black: did notttttt
James Potter: im so scared to text her about it should i ????
Sirius Black: i cant think of a way where this wouldnt go terribly wrong
Sirius Black: or at least be very embarrassing for you
Sirius Black: which, i mean, ur used to
James Potter: u asked 4 it
James Potter added Remus Lupin to the groupchat.
James Potter: Sirius made out with kenny last night
Sirius Black: you had NO RIGHT !!!
Remus Lupin: what the FUCK kind of name is Kenny
Marlene McKinnon sent a video to AMSTERDAM IN 50 DAYS.
Marlene McKinnon to AMSTERDAM IN 50 DAYS: there u go alice
Marlene McKinnon: video proof that lily GAVE HERSELF UP to potter
Lily Evans: shut the FUCK up
Lily Evans: i was drunk and our lips BRUSHED
Alice Fwl: i cant believe u kissed him u fucker
Alice Fwl: lily ‘potter is such an arrogant prick’ evans
Alice Fwl: im so excited about this
Marlene McKinnon: ur like, his 1st and a half girlfriend
Lily Evans: i am noT DATING POTTER
Lily Evans: where is Mary
Lily Evans: Mary help me
Mary Macdonald: Marlene made out with that blue haired art school girl, lupin’s cousin
Marlene McKinnon: YOU HAD NO RIGHT
Lily Evans: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lily Evans: sweet, sweet revenge
Lily Evans: Mar, ily
Lily Evans: also, GET IT Lene, she was super hot
Sirius Black to PETE DONT FORGET UR CALCULATOR 2DAY: i once caught james scream singing to taylor swift’s You Belong With Me when evans was dating mark fletcher
Sirius Black changed the chat’s name to I’m So Good At Revenge
Remus Lupin: This is ironic cause Mark’s actually the one who was on the bleechers
Sirius Black: how do uknow taylor swift lyrics
Sirius Black: this makes me weirdly happy
Remus Lupin: shut up i’m taking your side
James Potter: TRAITOR
James Potter: ok then
James Potter: THE REAL REASON BELLA’S WEDDING WAS DELAYED WHEN WE WERE 10 WAS BECAUSE SIRIUS BEDAZZLED HER DRESS WITH PURPLE GLITTER
Peter Pettigrew: wait, so she didnt have chicken pox?
Sirius Black: no
Sirius Black: how did u even buy that
Sirius to Underrated Memelords: im dating this guy named Pete
Sirius Black: so Pete, this is kind of awkward, i’m sorry
Remus Lupin: Like it’s gonna last long enough for us to remember his name
Peter Pettigrew: weren’t you dating Marlene
Sirius Black: that was 2 years ago
Sirius Black: do u ever LISTEN TO ME
James Potter to Underrated Memelords: EVANS ALERT
Sirius Black: we should think of a cooler code name for that
Remus Lupin: no we shouldn’t
Sirius Black: what about Code Red
Sirius Black: get it
Sirius Black: cause her hair
✓ Seen by everyone at 2:00am
James Potter to PETE DONT FORGET UR MUMS BIRTHDAY: anyway about that evans thing i never told you about !!!!
James Potter: yesterday she insinuated that she was incredibly attracted to my irresistible body
Sirius Black: lads, prepare urselves for GROUNDBREAKING progress, im sure of it
James Potter: shut up
James Potter: she screenshot Marlene’s snapchat vid of the game and i appear in the background with my SHIRT OFF
Sirius Black: why did marlene tell you that
James Potter: because she loves me
James Potter: unlike certain other people
Lily Evans to Space Royalty: my sister has a new bf
Lily Evans: he somehow manages to look 50 at age 23
Lily Evans: he’s constantly pink and disturbingly resembles a pig
Lily Evans: he also spit in my cottage pie
Lily Evans: he’s on the verge of being morbidly obese
Lily Evans: and im pretty positive he absolutely hates me
Mary Macdonald: overall good week end then?
Lily Evans: my dad and i put chocolate between his buttocks
Lily Evans: so yeah pretty Good tbh
Peter Pettigrew to Hotter Nsync: Nando’s tonight?
James Potter: you bet
James Potter : the coach KILLED us at practice today
Remus Lupin: Can’t make it, guys, got an English Lit essay to finish
James Potter : when DONT you have essays to finish
Remus Lupin: When i actually want to go outside and talk to other people
James Potter: WE are just OTHER PEOPLE
James Potter: im so hurt right now
Sirius: me too
Remus Lupin: i’m coming, but i do have an essay to finish so dont bicker about memes too loud
James Potter: as long as sirius REFUSES to admit that gavin is the best meme to ever grace the earth, i’m sorry, but i can’t back down
Sirius: gavin is so 2014
James Potter: I wouldn’t be ALIVE without gavin
Remus Lupin left the group chat.
James Potter to Skai Jackson is better than Gavin: I ASKED RVANS OIUT OMH Y GOD
Sirius Black: OH YM GOD
Sirius Black: REMUS
Sirius Black: REMUS
Remus Lupin: Did she say yes??
Peter Pettigrew: WOW
James Potter: SHE SA ID MAYBE !!!!!
Sirius Black: thats a victory 2 me
Sirius Black: SHITFACING 2 CELEBRATE
Remus Lupin: Details needed
Peter Pettigrew: Did you just ask her flat out???
James Potter: I DONT EVEN KNWO SHE JUST WALKED INTO THE COFFE SHOP AND I WAS GRABBING THIS GREEN SMOOTHIE (shut up, sirius) AND SHE LAUGHED AT THAT AND WE TALKED AND I WAS AWKWARD AND SHR LAUGHED AND WE SAID WE BOTH LVOED THIS PLACE AND I SAID
James Potter: DO YOU WANNA COME BACK HERE SOMDAY
James Potter: LIKE
James Potter: WITH ME
James Potter: AND THEN I BLABBERED SOMETHING ELSE OUT OF EMBARRASSMENT
James Potter: AND SHE SAID WHY NOT
Remus Lupin: I thought she said maybe
James Potter: WHATEVER
Remus Lupin: stick to your fucking story
Sirius Black: IM SO PROUD
Peter Pettigrew: Good for you mate!!!!!!!!!!
Remus Lupin: I’m buying your drink tonight
Marlene McKinnon to AMSTERDAM IN 30 DAYS: DID YOU SAY YES TO GOING OUT WITH POTTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lily Evans: how do you KNOW already !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marlene McKinnon: I HAVE CONNECTIONS
Alice Fwl: that means sirius
Alice Fwl: but LILS
Marlene McKinnon: IM SO HAPPY AND MAD AT U THAT U DIDNT TELL US !!!!
Marlene McKinnon: BUT SO HAPPY !!!
Mary Macdonald: how did this happn!!!!!!!!!!
Mary Macdonald: what!!!!!!!!!!
Marlene McKinnon: MJGEZOKSNNNNNNF
Alice Fwl: [photo]
Lily Evans: oh god
Lily Evans: ok so
James Potter to James Evans ft Single Losers: i feel like its time to add lily to this chat
Sirius Black: NO
Sirius Black: there are lines u DONT CROSS
Remus Lupin: Do you really want her to break up with you
Peter Pettigrew: why not
James Potter: idk i feel like i want her to know u guys!!!
James Potter: better
Sirius Black: do you want her to know that you’ve stalked every one of her social media accounts since 2011
James Potter: isnt that endearing
Remus Lupin: No
Remus Lupin: It’s creepy
Sirius Black to dazzling eligible bachelor ft. 3 losers: Remus, i saw you with that girl from ur english lit class
Sirius Black: are you CHEATING ON ME
Sirius Black: read that in a beyoncé voice
Sirius Black: the outro to Denial
Remus Lupin: I just bought her coffee
James Potter: WHAT
James Potter: DO YOU LIKE HER
James Potter: TELL US ABOUT HER
Remus Lupin: Yes she’s cool
Sirius Black: but is she as cool as me
Sirius Black: does she have a MOTORBIKE
Sirius Black: does she have silky shiny hair
Sirius Black: has your mom told her she’s delightful 16 times
Remus Lupin: you kept count?
Remus Lupin: You’re such a loser
Sirius Black: i cant believe u and evans are MOVING OUT OF TOWN
Sirius Black: what the fuck
Sirius Black: thats for when we’re 60
James Potter: the flat is SO COOL
James Potter: and BIG
James Potter: we’re gonna have a CAT
James Potter: its her cat but its kinda gonna be mine now
James Potter: !!!!!
Remus Lupin: Remind me to give her Jane Eyre back
Sirius Black: i fucking LOVE YOU
Sirius Black: why are you LEAVING ME like this JAES
Sirius Black: dont you DARE log off
James Potter: love u too, sirius
James has changed the group chat name to Full Grown Adult ft. His Children.
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