#cpds headcanons

and vanessa and dennis stare at all of them like 😦

Chris — Doesn't stretch as often as his other actors, until forced to by someone else. Banned from stretching with Robert after an incident leading to an A&E visit. Usually pairs with Vanessa or Jonathan for stretches. Is reluctant about massages until Trevor works out a knot in his shoulder that makes him instantly more agreeable to everyone.

Max — Pairs for stretches with Sandra!! Of course!! Always careful with his lovely, lovely wife. Gives her the best massages, which prevent her from getting snippy with people.

Lucy — When she's around, she likes to pair with Dennis for stretches.

Robert — Usually stretches by himself after the A&E incident, or is paired with Jonathan. Goes to a professional masseuse and somehow pays for it.

Jonathan — Will help anyone stretch, and is a surprisingly decent masseuse for post-show aches.

Annie — A stickler for warm-ups and stretches. Will help anyone stretch, and make sure they are properly warmed up. Like Jonathan, a decent enough masseuse. She can help with shoulders, but recommends people to see a professional every once in a while.

Dennis — A nice stretch partner, though he gets a little confused sometimes, and his brain refuses to understand instructions sometimes. (He can get a little frustrated when he knows he's having a hard time understanding.) A wicked masseuse, learned about muscles through a book and a youtube rabbit hole, and that information stuck in his brain.

Trevor — Doesn't stretch often, but will stretch with Annie on occasion. Gives Chris the best massages because Jesus fucking Christ he needs it. Is the only one allowed to even mildly invade Chris's personal space after a show. Has successfully prevented Chris from losing it on his cast more times than anyone can count.

Vanessa — Nice stretch partner, is very careful and often checks in with who she's stretching with. One will never feel more relaxed stretching than with Vanessa. Learned a little about massages, and is very helpful about it all. As with stretches, she's very attentive and checks in often.

Mischief thoughts:

- female black cat

- small girl, only around 9 pounds

- someone at some point had the foresight to get her spayed

- she doesnt officially have a home, but couchsurfs local Cornley homes

- she is very chatty with humans she likes, and will respond if talked to (Trevor will chat with her while he builds sets)

- Mischief got her name from causing general chaos around the area, including intentionally hopping in trash bins and knocking them over. Someone was heard asking her "Are you causing mischief, young lady?" and it caught on.

- everyone at CPDS takes turns buying Mischief food

- Mischief's favourite human is unsurprisingly Trevor

- her least favourite human(s) are local idiot tweens who find it funny to throw things at her (theyre obviously reprimanded when caught)

- Mischief's favourite place to get scritches is under her chin

also let me know if I should add anything! either through asks or rbs :D

a field of sunflowers

I feel like it's only fair I share a thought for each sunflower, especially after what you shared for my ask

1. so This ^ that @identittycrisis put in the tags of my Chris-secretly-loves-ABBA post inspired me to put ABBA on before I went out today and then "Super Trouper" played and I couldn't help but think of Mamma Mia (Meryl (⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)) and oh my gods what if Annie, Vanessa, and Sandra got together and sang "Super Trouper" with those wonderful costumes and all. They could pull it off. Ness especially with her lovely voice (thank you, Bryony Corrigan 🙏)

2. Chris Bean eyeliner Chris Bean eyeliner oh my gods it looks so good on him with the Mr. Darling outfit???? maybe it's the lack of Hook wig but holy shit I'm gay

(it's at this point we ((I)) realise who is fronting (('I' is fronting, and 'me' is Trev. oops.)))

3. Found scripts of The Play That Goes Wrong, and they've each got slightly different stage directions, so we have a good comparison to look at and comprehend the play better. There's only so much one can gleam from uploaded YouTube videos that don't use the same music, or just seem that little bit off from a character standpoint. (Oh, look, it's Chris now. Hello. -🫘)

4. We gave Chris OCD. Based on us. (Chris the character, not Chris the alter who came from the character.)

5. 💙 I've been having too many christrev thoughts (🫘 You say that, but you're not ashamed about it.) and I keep writing things, so have a few lines from IV.i:

Trevor. That was it. Trevor was the cause of Chris’s flushed face and stuttering heart.

6. Chris's favourite monologue is 'To be or not to be...' Mind, he fully comprehends the meaning behind the words. He maybe likes the speech a little too much. (trev + Beans approved - Don’t worry, I myself just like it for the dramatics. ~🫘)

7. <- saying "SEVEN" has become a vocal stim, like big stim ~💙

8. Trevor will only admit this to Annie and MAYBE Chris, but he likes Much Ado About Nothing (trev approved)

Sandra - Morticia Addams

Max - Gomez Addams

Dennis - Thing (courtesy of @mygoeswrongblog duh)

Robert - Pugsley Addams

Annie - Grandmama

Jonathan - Fester Addams

Vanessa - Wednesday Addams

Trevor - Morticia Addams

Chris - Gomez Addams