Find my white hair and you win my cast and crutches. . . . #me #selfie #beard #brokenfoot #couchbound #suchislife #happyeaster https://www.instagram.com/p/CNNojHGJxIh/?igshid=x6tbpahsfu2v
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Find my white hair and you win my cast and crutches. . . . #me #selfie #beard #brokenfoot #couchbound #suchislife #happyeaster https://www.instagram.com/p/CNNojHGJxIh/?igshid=x6tbpahsfu2v

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-Call Me #Selfish But Sunday’s Are For ME-!!!#RestDay#CouchBound#HomeBody✌🏽😝😎😝✌🏽 https://www.instagram.com/p/B68sw-gJCp0g6tzakgvRcy1lmM_ViFhuz-H_i80/?igshid=18hbcyzabhl6m
SOCIAL DISTANCING DAY 39. Watchin’ some TV. 1. Turns out there’s a whole channel of Rifftrax where we can see an endless stream of bad movies with three of the @mst3k guys making fun of them, including (in this case) short educational films—this one we watched them do “live” a few years ago, where they broadcast to a local theater. Ever since we’ve used this paper bag’s voice to call @will.hopper “Will-ee? Oh Will-eee!” 2. After watching the Tiger King followup special tonight we were restlessly cruising @Netflix and discovered a film Marj and I saw in a theater in 2004 and thought was great and haven’t heard much of since but it’s still great! “Kung Fu Hustle.” It’s like a live action cartoon. Recommended. 3. Yeah, they didn’t get Carole Baskin for the follow-up special so here she is from the original Tiger King binge we did awhile back. 4. Just finished Fred Armisen’s “Standup for Drummers” and enjoyed it. 5. A lot of nights go dinner-ChrisHayes-RachelMaddow-wash dishes-LawrenceODonnell-bed. 6. Every day Marj has been appreciating Gov. Cuomo. He *is* engaging. ... @fishflake_ just came back downstairs and I think she wants to watch the @rifftrax channel until 4:00 in the morning like she has almost every night this week. #socialdistancing #pizzaandnetflix #stayhome #couchbound #fridaynight #covidstyle #quarantine #quarantinelife #tigerking #rifftrax (at Noblesville, Indiana) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_Y-y0jAvA1/?igshid=136yfspw97nth
Made me lol and also want to sob #couchbound #brokenankle #norunning #carpaltunnels #lol #gooutside #amwriting https://www.instagram.com/p/B1iWydlg122/?igshid=1o00r31cosldt
Today marked 2 weeks post-op from hysterectomy. My body decided to be a jerk. Seeing Doctor first thing in the morning to figure out what’s going on. #transtwin #transguysofinstagram #transandshirtless #hysterectomyrecovery #ftmhysterectomy #transandproud #transandinked #couchbound #doctorsorders (at Attleboro, Massachusetts)

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Turns out I pinched my sciatic nerve, and I’ve got to work tomorrow; no gym today, just lots of #Inuyasha Glad chiro took the edge off! . . #dayoff #bedrest #bingewatching #anime #couchbound #yyc #chiropractic #mondays (at Acadia Manor)
I get my snuggles!—-Cupcake
Turns out getting your IUD removed doesn’t actually hurt that badly!
It’s the getting it replaced that hurts.