Thursday - part III
part I - part II
Tuesday
It took Civilian a few moments to adjust to their surroundings when they woke up on the couch the following day. They tossed a blanket they didnât remember putting on to the side, yawning. Sunlight shone through the closed blinds. It seemed to be mid-morning already. They stood, smoothing their rumpled clothes, before starting down the hall to their room. Halfway there, they heard a muffled voice coming from the kitchen. As Civilian approached, they could only make out a few words, most of them curses. Slowly, they peeked inside the room, one hand resting on the doorframe.Â
At the table, Villain was leaning over an enormous binder, flipping back and forth through the pages. Each time they turned one, they muttered something colorful under their breath. A mug and an empty coffee pot sat precariously on the edge of the table, liable to fall with one shift of the binder. After a few seconds, Villainâs head lifted suddenly, as if they had just sensed Civilianâs presence. The circles underneath their eyes were dark, the kind Civilian would have to cover up after a long night of doing Heroâs paperwork. It was still odd to see them in normal clothes, as they had been on Sunday. No costume, no mask. Just a regular person anyone could brush past on the street a million times and never take note of. Well. Maybe Civilian would. âGood morning,â Villain said, returning their attention to the binder after a momentâs pause. âI have⊠something to talk to you about, once youâre ready.â
Civilian stifled a yawn. âOkay.â They supposed a conversation was inevitable, however uncomfortable both of them were around the subject of Civilianâs captivity. With a last flick of their eyes to Villainâs hunched form, they started down the hall again to their room.
A few minutes later, they returned to the kitchen with damp hair and a new outfit just as neutral as the previous one. Villain had brewed a new pot of coffee for them. The bitter scent filled the air, reminding Civilian of countless early mornings at the office. They poured themself a mug and sat in the other chair, looking at their captor from across the tiny table.Â
Villain was the first to break the silence. âI donât have any creamer or sugar,â they said apologetically. âYou can probably tell I donât spend that much time grocery shopping.â
âSeems like you do spend plenty eating yogurt, though.â Civilian recalled all of the containers theyâd seen in the fridge.Â
Villainâs laugh caught them both off guard, somehow sharp and warm at the same time.. âYou noticed?â
The corners of Civilianâs mouth turned upward. âHard not to.â They took a sip of their coffee and gestured to the binder. âWhatâs this?â
Villain leaned back on their chair, huffing a sigh. âThese are all the files I have on Heroâtheir powers, their associates, their deals, everything. Iâve been compiling it since they became my nemesis.â
âAm I in there?â
They flipped to a page near the very back of the binder. There were only a few lines written and no picture. âIt was a lot harder to find anything out about you. I donât know why, but Hero updated security after firing their last assistant. Thatâs why I didnât recognize you when you showed up. Usually, I would have. I shouldâve dug deeperâitâs dangerous for Hero to have a card up their sleeve like that.â
Civilianâs eyebrows rose in disbelief. âI canât believe you said all that so nonchalantly. Youâre such a stalker.â
âI am not!â Villain bristled at the assessment. Civilianâs brows rose higher. âWell, I am,â they admitted, fidgeting with the hem of their jacket. âBut thatâs my job. It's yours, too, though, you knew what you were signing up for.â
âIn my defense, I never imagined this,â Civilian pointed out.Â
âFair.â Villain was quiet for a moment. âI figured I owe you an explanation. This all must be⊠confusing.â That was an enormous understatement, but Civilian nodded. âHero is a manipulator. They puppeteer this entire city according to their whims. I never know what their next step is. Since they chose me as their nemesis, Iâve tried to get closer, learn more about their plans.â
âHence, the binder,â Civilian said, gesturing to the monstrosity in front of them.
They gave a rueful smile. âYes. Anyway, I donât know if youâve realized, but I havenât fought Hero in weeks.â
Civilian blinked. It seemed like the two were always fighting, every instance just blended into each other. âReally?âÂ
âUsually theyâll contact me at least once a week. Sometimes it's taunts or a tip, sometimes it's to tell me to meet them. Often they stop by while Iâm working, to fight or just to see what Iâm doing. They like to keep tabs on people.â
âReminds me of someone else I know.â
âWell, you know what theyâre like, donât you?â
Civilian shrugged. âKind of. They tend to keep their distance from me. Theyâre almost never in the office. I go in in the morning and find a new stack of paperwork and a bunch of reports to fill out. When theyâre there, they just ask me to make them coffee or order food.â
âI guess Iâm not surprised,â Villain mused. âBut the point is, I wanted to know what they were up to. I told Other Villain and some others I know Hero talks to that I had big plans for Thursday. Nothing specific, something about Town Hall and a few innocent lives in danger.âÂ
âYou baited them,â Civilian said slowly, âand they sent me to call your bluff.â
âHero doesnât like to be toyed with. I shouldâve known better. But before they stopped fighting me, I felt like I was close to uncovering something.â
âA conspiracy?â
âHow Hero can pull so many strings, keep everything running the way they want.â
âMaybe theyâre scared youâll uncover whatever it is theyâre hiding.â
Villain scoffed, running a hand through their hairâa gesture so human it took Civilian by surprise. âHero isnât scared of anything. Least of all me.âÂ
Civilian shook their head, âI canât believe youâre whatâs under the mask.â
The criminal stared at them with a confused half-smile. âWhat do you mean?â
âYouâre so⊠normal. When Hero told me to deliver that letter, I was terrified. Iâd always thought that anything I did for them was for the good of the city, so I went through with it. But youâre not scary at all.â
There it was again: that laugh Civilian didnât know what to make of. âIâd appreciate it if you didnât repeat that to anyone. I have a reputation to uphold.âÂ
âSo why did you do any of this in the first place? Why did you become Villain?â
In answer, Villain raised their hand in the air. The binder moved along with it, as if it was being pulled up by an invisible string. With a slight shift of their finger, the binder flew to the other side of the room, landing with a small thump on the counter. âI can move things with my mind. You have to do something with that kind of power. Why not crime?â They gave a dumbfounded Civilian a self-satisfied grin, but it quickly faded. They leaned forward, eyes overtaken by an oddly intense look. âI work very hard to keep the mask up. It's the only way I can keep any semblance of sanity in a life like this. I donât have any family or friends because it's too dangerous for anyone to know me. I save the real version of myself in this house so I donât lose my mind. I like books and detective movies. I like yogurt. Thatâs the real me, and only Hero knows that.â
Civilian rocked their nearly-empty mug from side to side. âAnd now me.â
Villain raised and lowered one shoulder. âYouâre like an extension of Hero. You donât count.âÂ
âExcuse me?!âÂ
âI-thatâs not-I didnât-â Villain sputtered, eyes widening. âThatâs not what I meant! I didnât try to hide any of this because Hero knows anyway, and youâre their assistant, so thereâs no point! Youâre not-I mean, youâre nothing like them-â
Civilianâs peal of laughter interrupted them, lasting long enough for a Villain to hesitantly join in. âYouâre weird, you know that?â
âActually, Iâve just had it on good authority that Iâm shockingly normal and well-adjusted,â they replied primly.Â
âI didnât say that.âÂ
âCanât I have this one thing?â
 Civilian threw up their hands. âIâm a prisoner in this house! Let me have my fun, you scoundrel.â
âScoundrel?!â Villain put a hand over their heart, feigning betrayal. âDo you really think of me like that?â
âGive me a few seconds and I can come up with something much worse.âÂ
âI think I liked it better when you were paralyzingly afraid of me.â
âYou mean when you choked me half to death?â
Villain winced. âI did apologize for that.â
âNot nearly enough!â
âIâm sorry! I thought my whole life had been compromised!â
âItâs not like anyone would believe me anyway if I told them you secretly loved yogurt!â
The two looked at each other, little smiles playing on their faces. Civilian wondered how long it had been since Villain had talked to someone openly like that. Probably not since they donned their criminal persona and become subject to Hero and their whims. They may have been able to salvage a life for themself, but it wasnât much of one.Â
After a while, Villain stood up abruptly, pushing in their chair with a scrape. âI should take care of a few errands. I can pick up a few things from your apartment, too, if you want.â
âSure, some toiletries and clothes would be nice. Maybe a few books.â Anything to stave off the boredom.
âOkay.â Villain moved to leave the room.
âWait, donât you need to know the address?â
The criminal half-turned to face Civilian, their guilt apparent. ââŠuh. Yes?â
âI thought you didnât have much on me!â
âWell, I didnât know what you looked like, but an address is easy enough to find. You can read through the files if youâd like, by the way. Not exactly a fun read, but thereâs some good information in there.â
Civilian shook their head in mock disgust. âStalker! Scoundrel!â
âAll right, I get it, Iâm leaving!â Villain offered them a final smile before disappearing out of the doorway.Â
Civilian sat at the kitchen table for a little longer, eventually getting up to pour out the cold dregs from their coffee mug. They spent most of the rest of the day reading through Villainâs files, which were so dense they found themself nearly falling asleep on the binder multiple times. Most of it was about Hero and their plots over the yearsâor at least the few details Villain had managed to discover about them. There were hundreds of question marks and crossed-out statements, along with blurry pictures and names that Villain had marked as âdefinite aliases.â Every page made Hero look worse and worse, uncovering their criminal associates and what theyâd threatened people with to get them to assist in their schemes. But none of those schemes seemed to have a clear point or end goal aside from keeping as many people as possible under Heroâs thumb. Civilian marked the pages that seemed to have the most significant information with some sticky notes theyâd found to talk about with Villain later.Â
When Villain got home later that night, they dropped off Civilianâs things from their apartment outside the spare room door. They found Civilian watching another old movie on the couch. They werenât asleep yet, but their eyes kept closing for longer and longer periods. Villain sat a foot or so away from them. It was strange how much their eyes were drawn to Civilian rather than the movie. It certainly wouldnât help them get past the stalker accusation, but⊠they couldnât help it.Â
Before Civilian could fully drift off, Villain turned off the TV. âThereâs no way youâre going to make it through the rest of that.â
âTry-â Civilianâs own yawn cut them off. âTry me.âÂ
âCome on, it's late.â
âAnd what exactly do I have to do tomorrow besides sit here like a damsel in distress?â
Villain arched an eyebrow. âAre you in distress?â
âA horrible evildoer turned off my sole source of entertainment for the night, so, yes,â Civilian said sleepily, burrowing deeper under their blanket.Â
They snorted. âHardly. Now, are you getting up or not?â
âYou could carry me to bed with your mind.â
âNo chance.â
âWorth a shot.â Civilian stretched, yawning again before tearing off the blanket and getting to their feet. âGood night, scoundrel.â
Villain rolled their eyes. âGood night, Civilian. Sleep well.â
âHow am I supposed to do that in the home of such an incorrigible fiend?â Civilian wondered while they made their way out of the living room.Â
âIâm sure youâll be able to figure it out,â the criminal called after them, unable to stop the smile tugging at their mouth.
That night, just as predicted, Civilian fell asleep as soon as their head hit the pillow. Villain lay awake, staring at the ceiling, the image of a face lingering in their mindâs eye, wondering how they were going to make it past Thursday.
part IV
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