Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski Additional Tags: Reporter Derek Hale, FBI Agent Stiles Stilinski, NYC Future Fic, basically no plot at all, a character you never hear about again, needless explosions, that don’t really go anywhere, effulgent commentary about Stiles’ hands, Derek (getting naked for no clear reason) showering, nobody takes us less seriously than we do, Satire, read that again: SATIRE Summary:

FROM THE COMEDIC DUO WHO BROUGHT YOU WELCOME TO HALE IN 2012 comes THAT BOMBED

Derek Hale: has a nice apartment. Works as a reporter and is semi superman? Has a dog?

Stiles Stilinski: went to college in a boring state but with a decent school. Did keg stands. Now through FBI training.

RelenaFanel: doesn't even go here anymore

RLNerdGirl: back from 2 year hiatus, still hasn't watched the show since season 1