Cool Ken is not so cool! He should be called Annoying Ken! UGH!
Okay so like, all the Kens are working on a new dance for the next dance party to show to all the Barbies because everybody thinks that would be fun. Just to like do something new, ya know? The Barbies are working on a new dance, and so are we! And then we're gonna like maybe teach the Barbies and they teach us theirs, I dunno. We haven't thought that far ahead.
Point is, the Barbies are coming up with a new dance, and so are the Kens, alright?
Well Cool Ken is like lowkey taking over the whole thing and like EVERY dance step thing any of us come up with, he's like BOOM! Does it on the first try! And then he does that dumb hair whip thing that makes all the sparkle appear out of nowhere, and I'm like GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
Like okay, the guy is usually nice and chill and whatever and of course all the Barbies are like "OMG Cool Ken yaaaaaaaay! Do a flip, Cool Ken!" But like no one wants to see that! Flips aren't that cool anyway. And it's not because I can't do one on purpose either! They just aren't that cool.
Whatever.
I'm like pretty sure part of it all is on purpose too. Like Barbie's told me before that if I didn't react so GGGRRRRR to what he does all the time, then it wouldn't be as bad. And like I get that, but at the same time, he's just one of those people that make me go GGGRRRR. It's always been that way.
This whole frenemies thing is like so weird, ya know?
But you know what cracks me up though? Polly and Pepper don't like him either. Like they've figured out that Cool Ken gets on my last nerve, so they don't really wanna deal with him, and it drives him crazy!
HA!
Sometimes Pepper will play with him but like only if Cool Ken gives him a treat, which like I can't blame Pepper for succumbing to a treat offer. Like okay fair.
But Polly will have none of it. That baby fluffball will turn her nose up at him and walk away, and it is hilarious. It's even funnier if she goes straight to me if she's walking away from Cool Ken, and dude, I swear as soon as I pick her up, she gives Cool Ken this "ha ha" face too. And it makes Cool Ken go GGRRRRRR.
And then I'm like HA HA!
Not like outwardly but totally like on the inside.
But at the same time like, I feel kinda bad because he just wants to play and pet with my sweet kitten and puppy. I mean like, who wouldn't honestly. If I was in his shoes, I'd feel like totally sad about it and like I was totally...missing out.
Oh.
...maybe he needs a kitten of his own or something...hhhhmmmmm...
