#constanquence

[pm] A pair is pretty impressive. Is there a difference between the two? No, I don't need to borrow one. Well. I asked because there's a celestial event involving multiple planetary alignments this Saturday and I was wondering if you wanted to watch it together. Also no, I own binoculars. Those are probably better suited for that.

​[pm] The best things come in pairs: boobs... That's it. That's all I've got.

One's a refractor telescope with a 600mm focal length and the other is a giant laser I use to carve words into the moon. Or an 8-inch Schmidt-Cassegrain and I bet these words mean so much to you.

I was just gonna view it naked. [...] I mean with my eyes. Naked eye. I will be wearing clothes and binoculars. Buuttttt for you, I can roll out the telescope. We could see Neptune then, if the sky is clear.

Why do you have binoculars? Are you secretly a birder? The only explanation is that you do look through people's windows and I'm now entering this into official Constance lore.

You're damaging my reputation, Jasper.

Look I can't control who sends me asks okay? They told me to talk shit, and I talked shit. What are you gonna do about it?

Is that a euphemism?

​Why would it be? I carry beef.

[del: what's it like having enough friends to have a hierarchy] Care to name drop a few for someone new in town?

[pm] What can I say, I'm a girl who likes to munch. I'd love to do this again. I'll show you what else this tongue of mine is good for.

​[pm] Good, 'cause I wanna put your tongue to work. I've got wet things in mind. Wet, dripping, messy things.

Thanks for having me over, by the way. I know it was kind of last minute and I must have been annoying It was nice to see you again. You're warm I like talking to y OK, and mush over. No more mush! Putting the mush in a box and shoving the mushy, soggy box into the closet. Well, if I had a closet. You're not getting another emotion out of me except the enthusiastic appreciation for a good munch.

[pm] Alright, now I feel we're talking about something else entirely. [user is still smiling at her phone] A hint? You don't want to be surprised?

​[pm] Nope. Pretty sure we're talking about the same thing. It's coming! It's in the trees! There you go, a little Kate Bush for you. God, that's such a good song, right? Hounds of Love? [...] Sorry. Yeah. Coming.

OK, miss "black ink", your hints are barely hints in the first place. You make The Riddler look like The Obvious-er. Considering that I'm more confused about whatever the fuck your tattoo is, there's no way you'd ruin the surprise.

@constanquence - I hate this question. How am I supposed to complain about somebody that took care of me after...fuuuuucccckkkk.

Constance is so mean, she makes the best tea when you're freezing to death. And she's such a horrible human that she gave me a place to stay when I had nowhere else to go. Gahhhh, I hate her.

[pm] No, it's fine. I did. Her name is Lil. She's supposed to come over to my house so we can discuss things. I appreciate you looking though. You wouldn't happen to know of any places around here that might have books or resources would you? I've been to the UMWR library. Thanks to the help from a friend, but I haven't gotten to check out any other places.