#constance 008

[pm] Alright, now I feel we're talking about something else entirely. [user is still smiling at her phone] A hint? You don't want to be surprised?

​[pm] Nope. Pretty sure we're talking about the same thing. It's coming! It's in the trees! There you go, a little Kate Bush for you. God, that's such a good song, right? Hounds of Love? [...] Sorry. Yeah. Coming.

OK, miss "black ink", your hints are barely hints in the first place. You make The Riddler look like The Obvious-er. Considering that I'm more confused about whatever the fuck your tattoo is, there's no way you'd ruin the surprise.

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[User has to run back and forth in the parking lot of Jimmies, like a dog with zoomies. She shakes herself out, but can't get her hands to be steady as she types]

I can't I'm so I'm happy I really want Is it stupid that I'm so excited about Is it OK that I'm so

[User is idle; having run back inside the gym to punch a bag, but she's too distracted to keep at it for very long. She takes out her phone and types and un-types and re-types several messages. She hasn't stopped smiling.]

Yep!

[User is screaming. Someone stares at her. User points to her phone and mouths "serious business". She squees. She feels like a teenager again.]

It's coming. Hard. Fast. A lot of volume. I'm so ex I've never been so Is it weird to be I've never really cared much about my birthday but I'd love if it was Sunday already. What are you makin'? Do I get a hint?