#constance 007

[pm] A pair is pretty impressive. Is there a difference between the two? No, I don't need to borrow one. Well. I asked because there's a celestial event involving multiple planetary alignments this Saturday and I was wondering if you wanted to watch it together. Also no, I own binoculars. Those are probably better suited for that.

​[pm] The best things come in pairs: boobs... That's it. That's all I've got.

One's a refractor telescope with a 600mm focal length and the other is a giant laser I use to carve words into the moon. Or an 8-inch Schmidt-Cassegrain and I bet these words mean so much to you.

I was just gonna view it naked. [...] I mean with my eyes. Naked eye. I will be wearing clothes and binoculars. Buuttttt for you, I can roll out the telescope. We could see Neptune then, if the sky is clear.

Why do you have binoculars? Are you secretly a birder? The only explanation is that you do look through people's windows and I'm now entering this into official Constance lore.

[pm] Not to brag but I have two. Why? Do you wanna borrow one? I’ll need insurance, collateral, accreditation from my extension 5-week telescoping boot camp, down payment, up payment, a pinky promise, and a guarantee that you will tell me what cool stuff you looked at.

Unless you’re using it to look through people’s windows…. Which I wouldn’t recommend telescopes for, honestly.