#connoreatpants

Connoreatspants AKA the pants eating Blue Blur.

CR 16 CN Humanoid XP 76,800 (if used as npc for encounter) Chaotic Neutral Gnome Rogue 13(Charlatan) 3 Horizon walker Small humanoid, Gnome

Init +6; Senses Perception +19

AC 37, touch , flat-footed  (+7 Dex, +1 Size, +8 Armor, +3 Natural +3 Deflect +4 Buckler, +1 Insight) HP 141 (13d8+3d10+48)  Fort +14, Ref +20, Will +13

Speed 20 ft. Melee Rapier+21 1d6+3 Ranged Light crossbow+23 1d6+2.

Racial Utilitarian magic, Explorer, Darkvision, Defensive training, Illusion resistance, Sound mimicry.

Traits Businessman, Naive.

Class features Sneak attack+7d6, Natural born liar, Grand hoax, Improved evasion, Improved uncanny dodge, Rogue talents(Fast stealth, Minor magic 3/day Read magic, Major magic 2/day Reduce person, Honeyed words, Bonus feat: Craft shoddy items, Black market connections), Favored terrain(Plains, Desert), Terrain mastery(Desert), Terrain dominance(Desert).

Str 8, Dex 22, Con 16, Int 14, Wis 10, Cha 16

Base Atk +12/7/2; CMB +11; CMD +28

Feats Combat expertise, Improved feint, Weapon finesse, Weapon focus, Slashing grace, Steadfast personality, Run, Endurance.

Skills Acrobatics+19, Appraise+12, Bluff+16, Climb +11, Craft(Jewel crafting)15, Diplomacy+16, Disable device+21, Disguise+15, Escape artist+17, Handle animal+9, Knowledge (Dungeoneering)+13, (Geography)+13, (Local)+13, Perception+19, Ride+12, Sense motive+11, Sleight of hand+13, Stealth+25, Swim+10, Use magic device+14. 

Languages Common, Gnomish, Orc, Giant.

Combat gear Slippery Mithral shirt of speed+4, Ring of protection+3, Amulet of natural armor+3, Rapier+3, Ioun stone dusty rose prism, Invulnerable buckler+3, Light crossbow+3, 50+2 Bolts, Handy haversack, Ring against detection and location, Belt of incredible dexterity+4, Cloak of resistance+5, Rod of balance, Wand of gaseous form, Wand of cure moderate wounds, Rope of climbing with grappling hook, Vest of escape(Shaper like a STH onesie), Rogue kit, MWK thieves tools, 9 smoke pellets, 2 tanglefoot bags, Portable hole, Figurine of wondrous power Marble elephant, Light smuggler’s wagon(high concealment) with horses, 3000gp.

Background: Connor is a socially awkward “chill dude” that lives the life in the Land and also the ex business partner of Schlatt having done some shady business with him. Being not so above saying lies and stealing, he left unpaid debts everywhere, especially in Las Nevadas. While he is disinterested into doing things that might bother him he is still curious about the events occurring around him. Forgiving in nature he has no qualm toward anyone and no enemy except for the law since he was imprisoned within Pandora’s Vault for some “Stolen valor” using a fake ID. While in prison, he had a “friendly” moment with Ranboo and was rescued by Techno whom implemented him into the Syndicate. A few days later he built his shack in proximity of Techno’s house until he heard a sound from a cave and deep below saw a large pile of gold… He immediately jumped onto it and felt the jingle remembering the old times with Schlatt and their business games having fun and scamming others. “Your wish. I can make it real.” A voice was heard from the pile of gold. “Are you buried beneath this pile of gold? Cuz’ that is sick. In a good way.” The pile of gold churned. “Obtain that which i desire, and i will resurrect your friend.” Connor was in shock. “You joking right you little b***?! He is gone. Killed.” Connor looked at the pile of gold, his face reflecting into the surfaces. “I can bring him back. Others are already looking for him. Time is money. Now choose.” Connor thought at the one thing that had any meaning to him: His moments with Schaltt. “What do i do?” The pile opened. “Jump in.” Connor went down the rabbit hole and he popped from another pile of gold into a wagon with horses. “I will tell you soon what you must obtain. Time runs.” Connor looked around, the world was different and so he was. He grabbed the reins and steered the horses. “Let’s go you both! We have business to do!” The wagon raced along the road.

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Once again, all my choices will include images of the food I am referencing so it is all under the cut:

When sketches are better than actual ling trying to make art.