CountBirch Masterpost Part II

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About Dr Birch / Dr Pine / Puppets

Dr. Birch, Dr. Pine, and Science Time with Dr Pine AU / Multiverse Time with Dr Pine AU are owned by @aroace-get-out-of-my-face

Text Posts and Asks

Explain the Puppet Thing (Which Muppet?, Which Sesame Street Character?), Old Man Puppet Yaoi, It was Suppose to be Forever, SHIP CONTEXT (Justification), These Puppets Can Only Be GAY, DarkLord on Shiptrain, CountBirch Plague, More Likely Than You Think, Puppet Obsession, Legacy, Supernatural Fonts, Dumpster Donning, Daddy Birch (Mpreg Poll, Kermit), Dracula, Mwah-ahaha, Tumblr Ships Week

Art Posts and Asks

Count Birch (Saw This Coming, Count...Birch?), Going on Miss E's Fridge, WYFILWMA? (It was Livestreamed), Trick, Treat, Tide Stick Comic, Typo, Smooches and Scritches, Coat Swap, Before Sunrise, Wedding Concept, Goddamn, Dancing, Evil Scheme: Acquired, Some [puppets] Just Can’t Take What They Dish Out, Who Needs Candy, Teeth, Too Serious Birch, Count Soap Box, It Started As a Joke, You A Cop? Kiss, Unironically Shipping, Shipping Infection, ARE YOU HAPPY?, Stoicjewel on Shiptrain (Not a Good Time, Bebe, Gay Puppets on the Mind, Olive Garden, Drag, Juicebox), Rule 63, The Count's Counting Castle, Goblin King Stanley (Countbirch Edition, Lacie and Delavay), The Count's Brother (MysteryCount), Formerly Evil Puppet Husbands, What The Count Likes, Good Morning, Portrait

Evil Sock Baby (II, III, IV, Proper Education, Design References, Broccoli, Gender, Sparky, Do It For Them)

CountBirch Art Dump (II, III, IV, V)

Human CountBirch (Evil Not-Sock Baby, Fully Rendered Human CountBirch, Starving For Human!Count)

Vampswap (Names, The Author Bites, VampBirch Origin)

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The Hate Club President, Dr. Birch, is a Stanford Pines variant from "The Evil Puppet Dimension", where he pursued EngLit instead of science. Dr. Pine is his younger, kind hearted, and more famous counterpart from "The Good Puppet Dimension", known for his TV show Science Time with Dr Pine.

Dr. Birch, Dr. Pine, and Science Time with Dr Pine AU / Multiverse Time with Dr Pine AU are owned by @aroace-get-out-of-my-face

About Dr Birch (And Dr Pine!)

Multiverse Time with Dr. Pine, Mystery Letter, From the President, About: Dr. Bi[r]ch (He's an Awful Teacher), "Rivalry" (He Got Better), The Muppets, Thirst Trap President Joke Post, Abhors the Use of Violence for Conflict Resolution (However), Good Clone, Trivia Night, Puppet Polydactyl, Falling Stars Mix Up, Mr. Nice Puppet, What if they were Non-Puppet Ford Variants?, The Problem with Suicide Missions (Two Seconds Before Dr Birch is YOINKED), Made with Hate, Nemesis Brother, Happy Holiday Puppets, An Incident of Some Kind (How Did You Get Up There?, Uncle Guy), Winged Eyeliner, A Sadness Runs Through Him, Sign Language (No Peace, Delavay's Sign Name, Dr Pine's Sign Name), Miss E Draws Sexy Puppets, The Gravedigger And The Nightingale, Essay, Dr Pine Gets His Kid a Bike (It's a Motorcycle), Happy Birthday Dr Pine and Mr Mystery!, Dr Pine and Weed, Dr Birch is Bad at Comforting People, Sock's Shitpost, Mr Mystery, Evil Puppet Ford's College Era Shorts, Dr Pine the Drug Dealer, 50 Shades of Oatmeal, Puppet 9/11

BIRCHDAY (Wonderful, Inconvenient, Parcels, Balloons)

Visual Differences (Personality Differences, Difference Between Pine Bros and Birch Bros, Puppet Stans Visualized, Von Count Bros, Puppet Ford(s) Reference, Height Comparison), Pine Bros Baby Pictures

What Happened to Dr. Birch's "Stan" Equivalent? (Lore Comic, Dr Pine's Brother, Would He Want a New Puppet Stan?, Puppet Stan or Evil Puppet Stan, More About Leopold, Ghost Leo by @wheretimegoestodie, Ghost Leo by @stoicjewel, Ghost Leo is Watching, "I wish we had more time.")

Self-Love, Soft Birch, Mullet!Puppet? Stan(s)

About Puppets

How Do They Reproduce? (No, they don't get pregnant), "Scars" (Replacement Fabric), Height, Washing Machines, Do Puppets Die?, Do They Need to Breathe?, Puppet Fear Response, Puppetspeak, Magic Scent, Genetics!, Vampire Puppet Powers (Can Strigoi Change Back?), Recreational Activities for Adult Puppets, Undead Puppet Theories, Puppet Type and Anatomy,

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Posts about the Hate Club

Confirmed (Jerk) Ford Hate Club Members (Receptionist, Medical Staff)

Statistical Error, Ford Hate Club Meeting, Hate Club Stans, Hate Club Initiation, (J)FHC (Sympathizer, Sympathizer II, Sympathizer III, Sympathizer IV) Epic Crashout Raid (Nautical Crashout Raid, HATE CLUB RAID GONE WRONG), MIA, Club Perks, How's The Jerk Club ABW? (How's the Jerk Club Loser?, Not Sexually Deviant), Banned Questions Board, A Wild Badge Appeared!, Of/For/By Fords, Astra at the Hate Club (w/ Sparky, Sparky and Doors), STANdstill at The Hate Club, Loser Ford Spends Too Much Time There

The Real Founders

The Hate Club President, Dr. Birch aka Evil Puppet Ford

The Ford Hate Club

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The (Jerk) Ford Hate Club only needs a person to meet one of the two criteria to be offered membership:

Jerk Ford lives in their brain rent free

Any variant of Stanford Pines has wronged them in some way, shape, or form (usually Jerk Ford, but not always)

But how could they possibly keep track of such a thing in a big multiverse?

Magic. That's how. The Hate Club president, Dr. Birch aka Evil Puppet Ford, made a deal with fairies when the club was founded.

The Hate Club Flutter

Who and What are They?

How's The Jerk Club MDS? (The Drifter Pisses Off the Fae), Art Dump, Fairy Content, MDS Lore (Visualized), Fence Sitter, They Want Wafflefries CountBirch (Okay Then), Morbid [Puppet] Curiousity, MDS Get Boxed, CountBirch was YOU?, Worms (Worm Army), Fairy Glasses (Needs Glasses), Fae Cosplay, Tome of Lore, Breakneck (Wormpony Origin), Tree Nap

The Hate Spa Flutter (aka Those Losers Across The Street)

Other Faesonas

CountBirch Masterpost Part I

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About Dr Birch / Dr Pine / Puppets

Dr. Birch, Dr. Pine, and Science Time with Dr Pine AU / Multiverse Time with Dr Pine AU are owned by @aroace-get-out-of-my-face

Text Posts and Asks

MysteryCount Masterlist, StoicJewel Public Service Announcement (Header), CountBirch Pets, The Laugh, Where Did the Evil Sock Baby Come From, QA: MysteryCount (Stealing Pal, And They're Dating), Puppet Yaoi is Inspiring (Should Have Stuck With Mobey Dick, Plegacy, Puppet Curse), Who is the Puppet Shipping Guy?, ACTUALLY OLD Toxic Old Man Puppet Yaoi, Tamodachi Life (Proposal), It's All CountBirch

Art Posts and Asks

Fact vs. Opinion, Valentines Day, Dance With the Puppet Devil in the Pale Stage Light, StoicJewel On MysteryCount (Bracelet, Rumours That They're Gay, Taking What's Not Yours, Rubies, What's Your Type?), StoicJewel on CountBirch (Sick Day, Elmo, Letting You Leave, Boo-Boos, It's You, Just as Beautiful, Human Count, Tell Me Murray, At Least One Reason The Count Will Burn, Hanahaki Disease, Cactus, Dracula or should I say Count, 4th of July, Alien Stage Reference, The Second Proposal), Banned Questions Board II, Animatic: Is Murray Here? , Ceiling Time, MysteryCount About to Pounce, Mari's Puppet Vault, The Count Meets Delavay, Song of The [Censored], Canadianno's Puppet Vault, Happy Easter, My Chemically Imbalanced Romantic Puppets, The Count's Parents, Delavay the Thief, Ragebait the Baby, Squish, Delavay No!, Historical Fashion Show, Van Hellsing Mirror Scene, With an L

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