Feb 11, 2025
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real photo of me not realizing the flash was on while I was trying to take a scary photo of myself
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Me, drawing someone from the Belgariad who isn’t Sadi? Absolute blasphemy!
But also I just really really love Lelldorin and I wanted to draw my version of him. He’s such a loveable idiot <3
[Now in the breadcrumbs? Brady, I said to him, you’re a complete idiot. Okay. So the butter doesn't come out.]
Things that happen at work:
Head billing girl: Hey! I’m just heading out, but I wanted to warn you that there are two dogs loose on that side of the building, no tags or collars, and it freaked me out - NO!
Me: Yup, love you! *scuttles to the south entrance, which was where she was pointing*
Shop Foreman: * just as I’m getting out of hearing range, in his You Idiot voice* You know how much she loves dogs.
Twenty minutes later...
Quality Control/Safety director: *chases me and the dogs down in his company truck* HEY! Yes, you, the nuisance! Get over here and tell animal control about the dogs!
Me: *uses the sidestep of the truck to lean completely into the passenger side of the cab while he props his elbow on the center console and shoves his cell phone in my face* *proceeds to give way more detail than any reasonable human could ever want*
Quality Control/Safety director, after the phone call: Dude, I get it, I’m an animal lover, too. If I was off the clock I would have done the same thing. Think, okay? It’s almost ironic how your last name rhymes with nuisance, though, I kinda like that.
(the dogs escaped, animal control never called me back, head mechanic and materials manager both said that these two particular dogs are used as guard dogs for another, much smaller, construction yard that is very close to us and come over every once in a while...They were huskies, probably, so hopefully they went home at some point)
How? Just how?
My idiot for a roommate just tried to kill himself to apologize to me.
We live on the third floor in our apartment and he somehow SCALED THE WALL to climb through the bathroom window. And that’s not even the best part. Before he even started scaling the wall of our building, he went out and bought 16 pints of my favorite ice cream and carried these up with him as he scaled the building.
Now why 16 pints you may ask?
He somehow managed to think that one of the packs of 8 pints was one thing of ice cream and he wanted to get me two things of this ice cream. He spent almost 100 dollars on ice cream for this apology!
And then his actual apology? He sang a song from The Book of Life.
Honestly what am I going to do with this idiot?
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I think I just miss being younger tbh
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Ok maybe I want mammon's Christmas tree lookin ass have you ever considered that?????