I remember my friend showed me a post that said:
"I would love to see the CEO of taylor farms and the head of the FDA have a battle of wits with two boxes of lettuce"
and then my friend scrolled down to the comments section and somebody said:
"Well, I clearly cannot choose the lettuce infront of me, because only a great fool would choose what he was given, but you must have accounted for that, and put the parasite in your lettuce which means I clearly cannot choose the lettuce infront of you!"

















