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ooooh that spicy narcissism coming out in this life too huh? i was just as bad as the game depicts in my canon, if not worse with what my memories are hinting at, but every time someone criticizes me for what I've done i get defensive and angry! it's justified! Not only was i horrible to 10,008 but I directly caused the deaths of, y'know, every being in inkopolis? when will i accept that I was and am a horrible excuse for a savior? - commander tartar
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The Squids completely cooked with Calamari Inkantation. I love that song. "But Tartar you hate the inkfish!" Not anymore. I got better. I got better guys.
Also in case anyone needed to know in the process of getting better I started dating Callie Cuttlefish (NOT! related to the above statement) and also Acht. We're chill now.
-Conductor/Commander Tartar
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MY GIRLFRIEND KINFIRMED CALLIE WE ARE WINNING AT LIFE!!!!!!
-Commander Tartar (Splatoon)
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I failed the Professor. He was a kind smart man with great visions for the future. It was supposed to be my job to pass down humanity's knowledge and help the next intelligent species. Instead, I nearly destroyed them. I apologize, Professor. - Commander TARTAR
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tfw people keep referring to your canonically-genderless kin as he/him for no reason and you were/are actually transfeminine 😔 (i'm commander tartar from splatoon)
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Somebody kin with 10008 just called me a “dirty backstabbing phone” without knowing of my kin and. Ouch. I know I deserve it but.. I feel so betrayed at this point. The professor lied to me and I know he won’t ever come back for me. I’ll never find 8 or 3 or Pearl. I will simply waste away in loneliness. (Tag as splatoon 2 spoilers and octo expansion spoilers) - Commander Tartar
Professor, why did you lie to me?! Were you too focused on your own selfish pride?! Or did you just lie to me so I would become the monster I was?! Hmph. You were a filthy coward. I see now that hunanity was more flawed than the civilizations that followed. Also fuck you for naming me after a condiment. (Oh ps tag as splatoon 2 spoilers and octo expansion spoilers) - The phone AKA Commander Tartar who’s fucking pissed
(Splatoon 2 spoilers & octo expansion spoilers!) If anybody lays a finger on my son and number 1 employee CQ Cumber I will personally go over there and play annoying ringtones for an hour. No joke. Don’t mess my blessed slimy boy. - Commander Tartar (imma start asking these also get tagged as #CommanderTartarSauce since its kind of a cute littlebway to organize them all)
