#comeback lines

Ever fantasize about that comeback line you wanted to say? Yeah, all day long I’ve just wanted to say, “I don’t care what you think; I have fangirls.”

Hi Dave – I want to ask you if you had any advice for when you tell someone you’re a comedian and the first thing they say is “tell me a joke” or “say something funny.” I think it’s a little rude of them. Also, since my sense of humor is about storytelling, they seem disappointed that I just don’t tell them a joke. Is there anything polite I can say when people say things like that to me? Thanks…

👆A few Christmas lines if need them👇

Hi Dave – I want to ask you if you had any advice for when you tell someone you’re a comedian and the first thing they say is “tell me a joke” or “say something funny.” I think it’s a little rude of them. Also, since my sense of humor is about storytelling, they seem really disappointed that I just don’t tell them a joke. Is there anything polite I can say when people say things like that to me?…

How should clean comedians respond to hecklers?

Hi Dave – How should a clean comic respond to hecklers? – A.B.

Don’t say it!

Hey A.B. – Clean comics respond to hecklers with the same comedy voice (language and who they are on stage) they use in their sets. Don’t start dropping F-bombs, swearing or lowering yourself to their level – if their level is lowerbecause they’re rude, using foul language, or might be drunk (hecklers usually seem to…