#cobrilee

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Background Laura Hale/Lydia Martin, Past Derek Hale/Jackson Whittemore - Relationship Characters: Original Hale Character(s) Additional Tags: Single Parent Derek Hale, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha Derek Hale, Omega Stiles Stilinski, Anal Plug, Self-Lubrication, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Rimming, Blow Jobs, Knotting, Breeding Kink, Deepthroating, Face-Fucking, Mpreg, Infertility, Masturbation, Sexual Fantasy, Jackson Whittemore Being an Asshole Summary:

Derek’s life follows a strict routine. He gets up in the morning before Carter, works out, prepares breakfast for them both, showers, and gets ready for work while Carter gets ready for school. He takes Carter to school, drops him off, and heads in to work. He attends meetings, signs off on paperwork, talks on the phone far more than he’s comfortable with, and, when his work day is over, he gets to go home.

To Stiles.

And Carter, of course. But also Stiles.

Stiles, the omega who’d foolishly answered his ad for a nanny when Carter started kindergarten and his previous nanny had decided to retire. Stiles, who didn’t seem to give a fuck that Derek was a single alpha, that Derek’s house would smell like the alpha-omega combination, and that Derek would inevitably start to see Stiles as his omega.

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighs*

In chronological order:

1. The first princess carry, aka when I knew this show was gonna own me and I was going to love it.

2. Barnaby’s soft smile when Kotetsu refuses to leave him behind during the bomb scene in episode 3

3. The heart-to-heart in Barnaby’s apartment, after Kotetsu has been hurt protecting him and Barnaby is having Feelings about it

4. WHEN. KOTETSU. CATCHES. BARNABY.

5. The first time Barnaby calls him “Kotetsu” instead of “old man” and that fucking hopelessly in love look I mean come on.

+1, because I’m a fic writer and 5+1 is how we do things: the end of episode 24, aka the fried rice conversation, aka the love confessions. When people ask “How does your OTP say ‘I love you’ without saying ‘I love you’?”, I point to this scene.

bruh i hate hate HATE it, the v.ld fandom did shiro SO DIRTY and i absolutely will not forgive it for that. if ANYONE on that crew was the ‘dad’ character, it was this motherfucker:

Hello Bri! Thank you! I’m so honored you are interested in my fics ❤️ I think my fics with a healthy dose of crack represent me the best 😂 I’m gonna say I’m Your Boogieman or Many Times, Many Ways are probably the best representation of me and who I am as a writer.

But I also have to make a plug for steppin’ out of body bc I am so proud of this fic but it has very little love. I spent a lot of time researching and trying to get that one *right* and can’t help wishing more people gave it a chance. It’s hypothermia, accidental baby acquisition, a little body-swap with Hobrien, and some fluffy Sterek hurt/comfort.

Hello! I don’t have any understanding or memory of specific albums from certain creators! Oof! Will try my best, based on just songs that I like and what albums they appear in!

1. Great Big Sea “Up” 2. Twenty-One PIlots “Blurryface” 3. Fall Out Boy “Infinity on Fire” 4. Imagine Dragons “Night Visions” 5. All American Rejects “Move Along”

Hello Bri!! Ooooh, I don’t think I’ve ever been asked this question before?? 

Ummm, I don’t actually know. Truthfully, I don’t think I’ve ever written a fic I’m proud enough off to be like “THIS ONE!!”

If I had to choose probably either You Make Me All Achy for the slightly darker merperson aesthetic orrrrrr  When we’re the best of friends for (YOU GUEESED IT, THE MERPERSON AESTEHTIC!)

Are you sensing a pattern here? *whistles innocently*

I’m torn because on the one hand FAIRY-TALE STEREK AU but on the OTHER HAND BABY STEREK AU????????????