Snort
What if oropher didnât die in the battle of the last alliance but just used the opportunity to fake his death and escape with his wife and go on an extended honeymoon and leave all the damn paperwork and diplomacy with the noldor/sindar to his poor son.
Thranduil, when his father is finally waking up after getting many fatal injuries during battle: Ada!! Everyone thought you were gonna die!
Oropher, pausing when his sonâs words registered: Everyone?
Thranduil, as he watches in disbelief as Oropher bolts away from him with a few supplies: Ada WAIT! DONâT LEAVE ME TO DEEL WITH THEM!
Oropher: donât worry son, iâm sure youâll do great!
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Gil-galad: where is king oropher?
Thranduil, a petty lil bitch that will get back at his father: unfortunately, my my father king passed after suffering many grievous injuries during the last battle.
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Oropher, coming back from his long vacation in the third age: iâm dead? Nobody told me.
Thranduil: thatâs what you get for abandoning me to those elves.
Thranduil: suffer













