#clerical errors

Cat & Bird L.L.P., Celestial Public Accountants: Like Turbo-Tax but for your immortal soul. 

(Also they can do your actual taxes)

wow this is amazing timing bc i. literally just started working on ch11 today

thank you ;w;

in the meantime, i can absolutely do headcanons >:3

some assorted ce!royed headcanons, since it’ll be awhile before we get those:

roy picks ed up exactly once and proceeds to tell the story as “that time i literally almost died”

(at a military function) “dance with me” “....do what”

(later) “i guess you can lead” “...why” “youre too short to reach up to my shoulders” “fUCK YOU”

riza and ed share The Look™ every time roy does something Extra

“and one day im going to be his second husband” “...what happened to his first” “nothing you can prove”

(this could be either of them tbqh)

roy learns about the baby thing. pictures a baby edward elric. combusts like he snapped his fingers in a hurricane.

edward, dragging roy to meet winry ASAP to prove he picked a better S/O (which winry argues at length bc Excuse You My Wife Is Perfect)

and a continuation of that last one:

Daily #1,532! It’s not every day you find out you haven’t been born yet.

(I exaggerate how badly they messed up, but someone did accidentally type in my driver’s license expiration date as my birth date lmao.)

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