#claytonsparrow

((Oh geez, sounds awful. I’m glad my school days are over))

Bumblebee

No no no no, don’t panic!

He’ll try to help you understand; he learned that at a young age of 5 vorns, so it’s just a memory game

Oh frag, he can’t remember how to solve – Ok, time for a break.

Don’t even try to put up a fight. He’ll just scoop you up and take you and the kiddos to go get your favorite sweet outside of the base and away from the pit spawned homework.

Ratchet

He’s a medic; he had to learn human medicine before Fowler came into the picture.

He knows just how bad stress can be, and when he sees you shaking and crying over a sheet of paper, he’s quick to make sure you aren’t in a medical emergancy.

Humans cry when they’re frustrated and panicked? All of this over simple mathmetics?

He doesn’t say it outloud, because when he looks at you in his hand, his spark wants to cry as well.

He’ll give you an hour to destress before he gives you a better lesson on how to solve those types of equations.

((Hope you liked it!))

Rung

- He told you not to overdo it, that you’re going to make yourself sick. He’s not even slightly surprised when he hears you throw up and even has some stuff ready to help ease your symptoms. He carefully scoops you up and makes you rest, and you just eat it up because who doesn’t want cuddles from Rung? He’ll chastise you later for eating so much candy but for now he’ll let it slide.

Tailgate

- Did not know humans could do that and automatically assumes you’re dying and time is of the essence. One very frantic trip to the medibay later and a long talking to from Ratchet about not freaking out over every odd thing you do, you two are back in your habsuite to recover. Tailgate knows that you’re not dying but he’s still shaken up over the whole thing so that means all the cuddles for you!

Swerve

- He did know about this but just kinda forgot about it. There was something gnawing away at him while he saw you eat excessive amounts of candy, but he shrugged it off as being nothing. Then you throw up and he’s like, “Oh yeah that’s a thing you do- wait are you okay?”. He offers to take you to the medibay but won’t force you. He’s got some stuff on hand to make you feel better, and will take literally any chance to cuddle you so hope you’re ready to spend the duration of the night in his lap.

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-she immediately rushes to him and picks him up, kicking the grey out-

((Bloo????))

Hmm *scratches nose* I can’t relate on a personal level (I mean, I’m almost 30 lol I don’t have my girlish figure anymore but I’m in decent shape and always have been), but I’ve gone through my fair share of shit in life, and if it’s taught me anything, it’s that when it comes to personal problems, you gotta either change it or fuckin’ own it if you want people to shut up. Even then there’s gonna be plenty of people to ignore because you don’t fit into their version of a perfect world and that bothers them or makes them feel they have the right to criticize you (or lay hands, eyes, or opinions on you). Then there’s the ones that think they’re doing you some sort of favor by objectifying you...

Opinions are like assholes, kid, everyone’s got one.

It sounds like you’ve been through a lot, and that sucks and my heart goes out to you, but people are kinda terrible and if you don’t make a mental or physical change, next year’s not going to be any different.

So, I’m not gonna go and try and tell people to ‘just lose the weight‘ because that’s stupid and a personal choice on your part, and hey if you’re happy with your bod then you do you, kid, I ain’t gonna judge.

That said, have you considered adopting the Murder Walk? 110% recommend for every woman or petite people in general. I mean, I’m not petite in the least but this is how I walk approximately 100% of the time when I’m just out and about and lemme tell you nobody gives me shit XD I’ve been unconsciously walking that way since I was real young because it’s how my mom has always walked too, and lemme tell yah people hop right the fuck up out of the way if you walk head up, shoulders back, and with a purposeful stride.

Assholes are always looking to take advantage of a woman (or anyone really) who moves like prey. So don’t be prey, even if you are afraid, you don’t show it. If someone lays a hand on you without your permission you do not ask them to let go, you pull away and you tell them to let go. If they keep it up you start shouting. I won’t tell you to start inflicting bodily harm for legal reasons, lol, but I will say that I carry a 36″ telescoping nightstick in my purse because I don’t fuck around with that kind of bullshit.

I am worth keeping myself safe, and I am entitled to my bodily autonomy. So are you. The kind of jackass that catcalls or tries to touch you without permission is not worth your time or your attention. They are dirt. Just remind yourself of that fact when their words start to sting; ignore them until it becomes second nature and you’ll find the world is a lot easier to move through because you’ll have come to really understand that the opinion of some random asshole means nothing at all.

It’s not easy, but it’s doable. I wish you luck in the coming year and hope, if nothing else, that you run into fewer assholes than you did in 2017.

Starscream kneels down to her level and smiles a bit.

Sideswipe: *Holds up his cat a’la the Lion King.*

“Huh?” A video? He’s pretty sure he’s not supposed to be getting this.

But its still a sparkling video! Its so cute!