The evil Ceramics Studio Thief on campus has decided to swipe—for some fucking reason—my 2.5" tall kiln-filler bust of young Caesarean, son of Julius Caesar and Cleopatra VII. In past semesters they’ve only taken like, really impressive finished pieces, presumably to sell, so like.
Who? Who is the target demographic for this sale? For what purpose was my son taken from me? Is there a big market for shitty Caesarean busts on facebook marketplace? Or was this just a senseless act of cruelty perpetrated against a fellow student who was just trying to enjoy some fucking whimsy in these trying times, with no financial motivation?
I’m so pissed I never got a picture of him btw. He was so cute, and he now exists only in my memory (like Jack from Titanic).
