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Hormones were out of control in Soho like an epidemic this week and we’d be concerned if we didn’t know all of you so well. Recently, we learned that Liv and CJ are expecting a baby, and we’d be happy for them if we weren’t so concerned that daddy would blow all his money playing poker. But wait, is it too presumptuous to call the boss man father dearest? Should we be wondering if Soho’s hottest bachelor Anton fathered Liv’s unborn during their one steamy night? Things might get messy again for Mr. Pleskov, who has a newly minted relationship with Lux Devereux. He was just let off the hook when we found out that Wes is the father of Quinn’s baby, but we should probably teach Anton to wrap it before he taps it. Speaking of fatherhood, Quinn and Wes broke up and we couldn’t be less surprised. Anyone have any information for us? We’re desperate. Breakups are a common thing around here, and Kaylie Prescott has the bug. Just when things seemed like they were heating up with her and porn king Damien, she ended their whirlwind romance in pursuit of the single life. However, we heard rumors that she’s been getting frisky with FBI guy Matt Montgomery. Oops? Meanwhile, newly heroin-addicted Damien has been getting his flirt on, but is he all talk and no action? Scorned ex-husband Troy was Mr. Music for a long time, but it seems like Undefeated has been defeated by Troy’s heartbreak. Will our three new girls in town be able to jumpstart Troy’s broken heart? Will it be hot doctor Chelsea, innocent little sister Embry or journalist girl Marin? Has the elder Kitch been slacking lately in keeping a close eye on little sister Zoe? She seems to be hiding something, and that public argument between her and new girl Marin got us all wondering what little Kitch does behind closed doors. The Kitch siblings might not be getting any, but Vincent Moreli definitely is. We heard that Ryver’s been showing him a good time, but with Ryan out of town, Vinny seems to be setting himself up for disaster. That leaves our two mommies of the year, who are setting a public example for Quinn and Liv on how to parent in style. Caesi’s camping trip this weekend is sure to bring the drama, but did we hear that Bristol is leaving town again? What could Dex’s mommy possibly be running from, or more likely, running to? This week, we’ll be watching you closely, so keep your secrets close, and your condoms closer. We don’t need any more bundles of joy in this hellhole.

Well, well, well, Soho, you’ve been bad this week. We’re impressed. We would be remiss if we didn’t mention the new marital union of CJ and Olivia. Though their ceremony was private, the reception was public and we’re sure it was enjoyed by all, cake and slutty wedding sex included. Mr. Danner’s been married before, so we hope Olivia keeps him entertained, at least for a while. He’s been known to stray, something Lux, who stayed relatively quiet at the wedding, knows all about.  Congratulations, newlyweds. We’ve got our fingers and toes crossed that this time it all works out. The night before the wedding at a gathering organized by Bristol, Lux was spotted taking care of an entirely intoxicated Kaylie Kitch, a desperate Troy looking on. It seems the miscarriage was cause for Kaylie’s latest trainwreck. Is Lux going to burn out, having to take care of the people around her? Her boyfriend Wes has been strangely well behaved lately. Has he turned over a new leaf after his little stint in rehab? Or is this a moment of clarity in between drug binges? Arabella seems to have come out of her shell, and we like what we see. As it happens, it seems like Ryver also likes what she sees. We caught the hotel owner sucking face with our tattoo girl, and we’re wondering if we might be seeing our girls go wild. Maybe there are sparks between our single ladies, but has the flame died out for Bristol and Matt? We hate to see love die, but we have to wonder if the two have what it takes. Little Zoe Kitch skipped town this week for a little road trip. Is she revisiting her demons of the past? Is a certain older man to blame for her sudden departure? We’re looking at you, Troy Kitch. Give us the scoop on your little sis. Speaking of scoop, we saw Anna taking notes at all of the parties this week. You might want to keep her close, Soho, because you don’t know what she’ll publish in the tabloids. That’s all for this week. Careful, pretty people. Your secrets are never safe for long.

Well, well, well, Soho. You’ve been bad this week and we caught it all. Blogger girl Annalisa returned to town after a long absence.Where was she? Maybe a little stint in rehab? We have our eye on you, Anna. Tattoo artist Ryver has been desperate for clients at Grip Ink after CJ’s new shop Existential Ink opened, and was nearly giving tattoos for free on Friday the 13th. Do we hear whispers of bankruptcy in the future for our lady artist?  Was CJ the driving force behind Grip Ink’s success? Existential Ink may be an instant success, but CJ’s heart seems to be what the girls are really after. All that teasing, Arabella, and one might suspect a crush. Crushes are fun, and it looks like Matt might be growing feelings for our mommy girl Bristol. We heard about your little date and it sounds like it went well. We’re looking forward to what is to come.  One thing we have to look forward to is the formal unification of CJ and Olivia. Will they make it down the aisle, or will that jealousy complex be their demise? They picked a wedding date, but will we actually make it there? Wedding bells might be ringing for one happy couple, but Hell’s bells seem to be ringing for others. Wes showed up at Witches Brew already intoxicated, crashing the binge drinking session that Lux and Kaylie were already deep into. Zoe, CJ, Ryver and Anna may have shown up, but the real show started when Troy made quite the entrance. Violence isn’t really Troy’s thing, but it seemed like he was looking for trouble. Wes and Troy might look unified on stage, but these boys know how to duke it out better than most. Lux and Kaylie stood idly by while their men bloodied each other up, leaving Matt and CJ to break up the fight of the year. The real hero was our littlest Kitch, who begged her brother to step down, and finally, the boys relented. Everyone went home for the night, but what will happen next? Did Kaylie and Troy end up going home together? Will Lux pick up on Wes’s growing dependence on drugs? We’ll be watching.  

That's it for today, Liars, but remember, if you aren't careful, your secrets might end up in the open.

2015 has arrived, Liars, and we're off to an eventful start. The New Years party at Caesi and Wes's was action packed, and we're not talking about G rated action. But really, when are we ever? Lovebirds CJ and Liv showed up together, but we don't think anyone missed the look on our ink master's face when pregnant Caesi swooped in and kissed his girl. We also know that Arabella seems to be making moves on the tattoo man's lady. Do we sense a little jealousy complex, Danner? Speaking of girl on girl action, Bristol and Lux were grinding all night and their New Years kiss was certainly steamy. Might Lux's dry spell have finally ended? Was someone finally able to rid her of those growing cobwebs? Our ever angelic husband Troy was no where to be seen, and word has it that his little addiction has re-emerged. Was coming off your pill binge more trouble than it was worth, Kitch? You better watch out though, because tattoo bitch Ryver was a little too keen on kissing your wife at midnight. We all know loyalty's not really Kaylie's thing, so careful, there. Speaking of kissing, what was manwhore Wes doing all night? Clinging to Caesi's side, we're beginning to think that those paternity rumors about our musician man might be true after all. Natalia seemed hopped up on something, and we saw her taking shots in the corner with her sister-in-law. Our blondes are definitely high on more than happiness, that's for sure. Finally, is anyone wondering about Annalisa's crush on Wes? Is there more happening between them than they're willing to admit? Stay tuned, beautiful people, because we always have the scoop.

It’s almost Christmas and last night’s Christmas party was nothing short of shall we say, drunken. This week’s been a rough one for our liars, and it all started the night Chandler packed up his belongings and left the big kid apartment without so much as a reason. Word has it that Caesi might be with child, but is it possible that our long lost ink intern isn’t really the father? It seems a little suspect that Undefeated bassist Connor Wesley moved into the big kid apartment in the blink of an eye, so we’ll just put it out there: did our Caesi slip up and let Wes slip into her? Speaking of Wes’s sex life, as we do, our resident manwhore was spotted sauntering out of the local STD clinic looking shameful as ever. Head’s up, Ryver and Annalisa, you might want to make sure you’re in tip-top health, because Wes might be carrying more than a bottle of vodka. Everyone’s ex-girlfriend Lux has been begging for sex as of late, and it sounds like she hasn’t gotten any for what sounds like centuries. Careful, darling, or you’ll start growing cobwebs. It sounds like poor puppy dog husband Troy was probably playing entirely in minor chords last week, missing his lady love Kaylie, but wait… wasn’t CJ missing in action as well? Do we smell a sordid affair between supposed platonic best friends? Could our sassy club owner Liv be screwed over once again in the name of CJ’s tendency to ruin every relationship he enters? Speaking of CJ’s love life, it looks like his baby mama Bristol is back in the picture, and man, is that custody battle heating up or what? Hotel owner Arabella is new to the party, but she’s definitely stirring things up already. Lock up your men, ladies. Little Kitch, Natalia, has been MIA lately. Are we concerned that sister-in-law Kaylie has her hooked on more than just a good time? Have a great Christmas, liars, and we’re always watching.  

It's been a cold December thus far, Perfected Liars, and a lot's gone down. Let's see. Our precious Ken and Barbie got hitched, and you all showed up, but what happened behind the scenes on that fairytale evening? Congrats, Troy and Kay, you caused some waves. Speaking of which, we've heard your marriage isn't as picture perfect as we all expected. That romantic Parisian honeymoon didn't go so well, we hear. Looks like paradise is short lived. Word has it that Wes and Annalisa had a little fun once the lights went out at the wedding, but maybe there's some unrequited love going on between those sheets. Speaking of unrequited love, we heard Lux might have finally bitten the bullet and told our own CJ about those pent up feelings. But after a few days shacked up, the boss man gave her the boot and begged for his girl Liv's heart back, and he got his wish. Looks like Lux might be drinking her heartbreak away. Little ink intern Chandler finally bit the bullet and asked Caesi to meet his parents in London, England, but we hear that he's cut off from getting any. Poor Chandler, might have to use that right hand more than expected. Speaking of crazy, Natalia and big brother Troy have been getting along pretty poorly lately. Sounds like Natalia wants a niece or nephew to torture, but she might be waiting an eternity. New girl Ryver is hot, and it looks like our bad boy musician Wes is chasing her already. Good luck, playboy.