Well, well, well, Brooklyn. We may have taken a break from reporting your sins publicly, but you definitely haven’t taken a break from committing them. Last night’s booze cruise was a lot of fun, at least for some, and for others, it was a drug-induced excuse to mess around. Everyone’s drugged up OTP (and ex couple) Troy and Kaylie hosted, and of course, in typical Prescott-Kitch fashion, there was no shortage of drugs and alcohol. It’s a good thing mob boss Vincent didn’t show up, because he’s already fought with Troy enough over our blonde Barbie doll Kaylie. After not very subtly supplying Kaylie with a large collection of baggies filled with different substances, drug dealer Brasyn played the role of the brooding antisocial, despite other party-goer’s attempts to liven him up. Instead, he remained close to Matt’s date, wallflower Embry, who voiced her nervousness about the party environment, though she was medicated quickly by druggy fairy-godmother Kaylie with some Xanax. Speaking of wallflowers, was it just us, or was pregnant-girl Liv extra envious of the shenanigans occurring on the boat? We hope she can manage to stick to water for the next few months, or she won’t be winning any mommy-of-the-year awards. Speaking of awards, Anton might win one for ultimate confusion. We heard that he broke up with everyone’s ex-girlfriend Lux, but our eyes weren’t deceiving us when we saw them disappear together to get high, leaving Lux to take care of him at the end of the night. During the week, he got his flirt on in every public setting possible, and even planted a kiss on Miss. Zoe Kitch during a heated game of Truth or Dare. Speaking of Zoe, did anyone think her and Marin looked very cozy at the end of the night? We wonder if they keep each other company… in the nude. Then again, it’s been made very clear that Matt and the newly drugged up Marin have been doing the nasty. Should we expect a new couple in the next few weeks? We can see their ship-name now: M&M. Hook-ups are our favorite thing to report, and Reid kept it elusive with a picture tweet of his mangled body after a steamy night. Which mystery girl is responsible for his injuries? Any guesses, Brooklyn? Music man Sully has been keeping it low-key so far, but we did catch that innocent kiss between him and Liv when asked to pick someone to lay one on. We like your style, Faux. The booze cruise ended in the early hours of morning, and it’s a miracle Isabella didn’t fall overboard. She was leaning over the edge all evening. Should we be worried? Special mentions go out to all our innocent girls – or maybe, they just hide their sins better than the rest of you, Brooklyn. We hope to see lots more of you, Chelsea, Raine and Riley. That’s all for now, but we rely on you to keep us informed, so send in your observances in the navigator under ‘confess’. Have a naughty week, sinners.