overboard
starring: will smith x gf! reader
ingredients: flufffff! mention of periods. you send will out on a tampon hunt, but your simple request ends up being a little more difficult than he thought it would be.
notes: i hate my period! that is all! they're SO irregular and i've lit been on it for almost 2 weeks. side note i'm also absolutely loving writing summer stories :) this was so much fun to write LOL
you and will were in the type of relationship that involves being the other's best friend.
you knew each other's middle names, favorite songs, comfort foods, birthmarks, ticklish spots, and deepest darkest secrets.
will just didn't know this one tiny thing.
to set the scene, it was a sunny july afternoon in boston, the day before the fourth. you would both be hosting for tomorrow night, first having a barbecue and later taking your guests out to the garden to watch the red, white, and blue fireworks dance in the sky.
you wore a fitted tank top and easy cotton foldover leggings in the kitchen, dancing to a warm olivia dean song that took all of the pressure from cooking off of your body.
will's steady footsteps made his presence known, wrapping his tanned arms around your frame and kissing your cheek affectionately. walking off to the front door, keys jingling in his hand, he popped the question.
"babe, i'm going to target. did you need anything else for today?"
"hmm. could you pick up walnuts and cranberries for the salad?"
"yeah, sure. are we doing bomb pops for after?"
"absolutely," you smile.
will grins, giving you a wink. his favorite summertime treat.
"okay, sounds good. i'll see you in like..."
all of a sudden, you remembered something else you needed him to buy.
"will?"
"yeah, baby?"
turning away from him, you get back to chopping as you talk. "could you just pick up some tampons for me? maybe a few boxes so i'm covered for the next time we're here."
"of course. i'll be back in an hour?"
"sure, take your time. mack's coming to help in like twenty minutes."
"alright. i love you!" he says, walking out the door.
"love you, baby," you reply.
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will was completely befuddled.
he picked up the walnuts, and the cranberries too, but the second he stepped foot into the feminine care aisle, all hope was lost.
he forgot what type of tampons you used.
out of all the things he knew about you like the back of his hand, this is what he forgets?
he debated calling you, but didn't want to make himself seem careless or forgetful about a product that you used often and that he should know. he peruses through the boxes, inspecting carefully of what types there were.
why are there 100 of these fuckers in this one box? he questioned. maybe there is a lot of blood, he realized, and put the box in the cart.
there were so many weird words for him to process, too. super plus? ultra? what are these names? they should make them "dynamite" or "nuclear force" or something cool, he thought. if i were a girl, i'd want to wear these, he assured himself, placing them alongside the other box in the cart.
why do these ones say radiant and pearl? will they make her vagina shiny? does she want a shiny vagina? all it took was for him to think i'd want a shiny vagina if i were on my period, and soon it made its way next to the other two boxes.
then came the colors.
yellow? green? what is this, traffic lights? he then saw the purple ones and grabbed them, as he knew purple was your favorite color.
he continued to meander through target, picking up some more goodies to surprise you with.
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"mack, stop eating the blueberries! they're for the martha stewart cake!" you reprimanded.
will's best bud was now your helper in the kitchen, listening to your every direction.
well, sort of.
he popped yet another berry into his mouth before you snatched them away from him. "do you know what time he's getting back?" he asked, clearly getting fussy.
"i don't know, mackers," you answered. you didn't hear the door open, too busy in your own thoughts. when you turned to put the vanilla cake in the oven, you saw him in the hallway. "hi baby!" you greeted, closing the oven door and setting a timer. when you walked into the hallway, you were shocked to see two full bags of will's shopping, apart from the ingredients you needed, which macklin was now using to assemble the salad.
"what's all this?" you asked your boyfriend with a furrowed brow.
"tampons!" he exclaimed, proud of his purchases and setting the bags on the kitchen island apart from the food you'd made earlier.
you looked at macklin wide-eyed, and he returned the same look.
"okay, so i got you mostly the ultra ones because they sounded the coolest. but if you're in a super mood, i have those too. you also probably want to feel shiny during a time like this, so i bought the radiant ones too. there were a lot of different colored ones, but i picked purple 'cause that's your favorite color. and the playtex ones said 'gentle' on them, so of course i had to get those for you, maybe for pickleball this weekend? only the most comfortable ones for my girl. oh, and i also got you those chocolates you love, and this lobster stuffed animal that you can heat up. look what it says! menstruation crustacean!"
you were at first in total shock, but as will held up the lobster, waving its little claws at you, you couldn't help but let out a laugh.
"what's so funny?" asked will, genuinely confused.
"nothing, baby, nothing," you smile. "thank you for all of this, i'll be more than prepared if i need them the next time we're here."
"anytime," says will before planting a kiss on your cheek and going upstairs to change.
you separate the tampons you'd keep from the extras, and turn to macklin a minute after having gone through everything.
"mackie," you ask, "could you do me a big favor?"
it was safe to say that your local womens' shelter was beyond thrilled with your gracious donation.











