FUCKING

But for two VERY different reasons

Cipactli thinks he’s adorable, and minus licking his EYEBALL-(wtf?!), she just seems to love the big kitty

CABRAKAN ON THE OTHER HAND IS FULL-FATASS AND IMAGINING HOW THIS DUDE TASTES-

“I bet he tastes like kittens!”

The fuck?

Anyway, they both got a VERRRRRRRY different view of Chiapa.

And later in the episode, Cipactli is petting him again(which Chiapa reciprocated this time)

Weird fucking Gods I’ll say that-

Cabrakan is from Maya mythology

……… LOOOOOOOOORE

(Honestly this makes me feel better because it’s like Cai and the kids are bridging two different paths)

Granted Jorge did just swap different Gods and Goddesses, changing genders and titles,

SO WE GET TO PLAY LEGOS WITH MYTHOLOGIES-

Also isn’t it fun how he’s just looking at her like this is an everyday occurrence?

“Ah well, wife has the head again-“

HE IS UNFAZED AND SHE IS PISSED

We all have to wonder what Cipactli saw in Maya for her to stand against her husband and end up dying fighting for this tiny half-god who would end up bringing the end times……

Perhaps she saw the innocence…… how a child born from such a affair could never possibly ask for life

Perhaps deep down she knew that if she DIDNT fight, she was going to miss the only possible opportunity to take down the tyrant she has called Lord for hundreds of years before he became untouchable entirely

She had to know it was a suicide mission

Who wouldn’t? The signs were there

Even still, she could have tried to run. Flee with her husband…….

But no. Didn’t even try

……….

……..

Devious looking bitch.

See we got nice Cipactli, then this woman.

I need to write more of this woman.