#chuldur

Broadly speaking, when it comes to Doctor Who, episodes typically arrive in one of two guises: traditional or radical. The former leans into a familiar, comforting structure. The Doctor and their companion land in a new environment, a threat emerges, and our hero outsmarts the villain before zipping off into the cosmos. While these traditional episodes span various subgenres, such as a base under…

(special thanks to Tiger and Mushy for theorising with me!)

Lord Barton (‘Colin’) - horned owl

Miss Talbot (‘Penelope’) - snowy owl

The Duchess - barn owl

Emily - pigeon (Indian fantail)

The Butler - whiskered auklet

write something, probably humourous, about the slitheen and chuldur trying to out-perform each other while ALSO attempting to destroy the earth, consistently getting in each other's way.