#chuck box

So, whether you eat or drink, or whatever you do, do everything for the glory of God. — 1 Cor 10:31 IN THE BEGINNING “Chuck Boxes! They’re just for campers! They’re not for Bubba Chefs!” That’s what a lot of backyard culinary artists are saying these days. If you’re in that group, we’d like to say, give it another thought—please. While chuck boxes are definitely not in the Bible, we’re…

The Beach BBQ Box

Having everything ready to go makes eating outdoors far easier, particularly given the UK's unpredictable weather. We started using a tool box containing our camping cooking gear to permanently keep in the car a couple of years ago (see above) & the arrival of version two of that made the original available for the beach. After a few uses some modifications were needed.

Cook Box Version A in use in Scotland.

The contents are slightly tailored to make setting up, cooking & clearing up after a beach BBQ much easier. (If only all the people who use our beach while on holiday got the second part right - or at all.)

It's constantly evolving & we often add a few things from the car box, but the pictures below give you the idea.

Clearly it then needed to be made more Star Wars, because everything is better with Star Wars.

Beach Box in Rebel Alliance colours showing some of the contents

Once painted it then needed to be distressed:

Beach Box in distressed Rebel Alliance colours

The eagle eyed will notice that in the transition to beach box some holes have appeared in the wheels. This is because across sand (even a few yards - we live right on the beach) it's off-road ability was lacking, plus coming home after dark across cobbles was really noisy.

I had some trolley wheels spare (not the lightest but we work with what we have where possible) and some FloPlast solvent weld pipe & clips kicking around & this was the best way to add wheels without compromising the integrity of the box & making them removable.

Here it is in off-road setup:

Beach Box in off-road setup.

The back of The Millennium Falcon in brewing up mode.

Our gear is constantly evolving & also depends on what we’re up to. Here is what we are currently using & why, listed below the relevant picture from a recent trip car camping & walking on Dartmoor. (Links & comments if I have them.)

From top left to right, fixed in with readily available shock cord or zip ties:

Recyclable rubbish bags. Leave no trace & take it home.

Small grip seal bags. Lots of uses.

Coffee sachets in a small grip seal bag.

Hand sanitiser. Useful if water is short - wash your hands when preparing food & avoid getting ill.

Mora Companion Spark. Actually in the sheath from a Companion SRT (S) as I wanted it to stand out. A sharp knife rattling around in a cook box is inviting injury, especially in the dark, so it seemed sensible to use one of these. Stainless steel for easy/sloppy care. The "Spark" refers to the ferro rod in the handle which is an alternative means of lighting the Trangia.

The strap from the Trangia.

One of two microfibre towels used as teatowels.

Matches in a small grip seal bag.

Pan scraper. Never used it as I strive not to get pans dirty in the first place.

Brabantia swing bin liner - no idea why.

Army issue tin opener. Simple, light & effective.

Kitchen roll.

From left to right, fixed in with readily available shock cord or zip ties:

Bottlegreen Elderflower Cordial (quite concentrated so lasts) in a bottle from the versatile & ubiquitous Nalgene Leakproof Container Travel Kit - Medium.

Various brew kit items - coffee, tea bags, sometimes creamer or hot chocolate etc. which we keep in small Tropicana orange juice bottles from McDonalds or supermarket meal deals.

Random spork from a British Army ration pack. (What we were eating on this trip.)

Unbranded cool bag. Just enough for bacon & eggs, butter, ketchup & some bread rolls for breakfast when the rations ran out.

Sistema box. Really useful in various forms to keep food.

Insulated wine bottle. Actually contains milk on this trip & is a really annoying size but it’s what we have so we use it. If we go to the beach it will contain Gallo Family Vineyards White Grenache 75cl.

Wet wipes. Hard to find ones that don’t smell of babies but since I worked with a Royal Marine who swore by them I’ve used them too.

Thermal mugs from The Clachaig Inn, Scotland. A most excellent hostelry frequented by gnarly mountain climbing types. Marks their owners out as proper outdoors people.

Brewing up gear includes:

Trangia 25 with the Trangia Gas burner GB74 for speed & adjustability (or the spirit burner for peaceful early mornings). This is non-stick but beyond that I couldn’t identify it from the bewildering array of materials & weights on the Trangia website. I’ve used them for 40 years & this one is about 25 years old. Bomb proof - get one.

AeroPress coffee maker. Because it’s important to have good coffee wherever you are.

Carte D’Or tub for storing AeroPress filters which comes with a fee serving of ice-cream. This came from Sainsburys but now seemingly unavailable.

Coleman C500 Performance Gas Cartridge. Any 80% Butane / 20% Propane gas canister will be fine at low altitude - these are freely available & last us a while. Coleman are mysterious about their ratios & as not all their canisters are marked I had to ask. They say: “We can confirm the following difference between Performance and Xtreme gas cartridges: • Performance: 80% Butane / 20% Propane • Xtreme: 70% Butane / 30% Propane The higher % of Propane of the Xtreme make it tthat you can use it in colder temperatures”.

Sigg Fuel Bottle. Sigg don’t seem to have fuel bottles on their website any more but they were always good & reliable. The holes in the thread mean you don’t need to take off (& lose) the lid to pour. The loop in the lid means you can apply plenty of leverage is the lid gets stuck.

The rubbish bags hang neatly over the end of the handle so ditching used teabags etc. is simple.

Cooking makes use of the Trangia 25 again but if frying (bacon & eggs on this occasion) moving the Trangia work surface away from the open box minimises the effects of spitting oil & fat.

The bars of the handle make a convenient place to hang the tongs.

Sea To Summit’s Delta Range are excellent & our Goldilocks plates because they:

Stack well enough.

Have high sides so your food doesn’t slide off.

Curve perfectly so your Spork can remove maximum food.

Have a thumb grip which also serves as a hanging loop. (Or a cord on the bowl lids.)

The bowls have a lid to seal in food.

I searched for a long time before deciding on these & they have proved outstanding.

Top left to right:

Delta plate

Delta bowl Lid

Two Delta plates

Two Delta bowls with a lid

Long handled Delta spoon - as we were eating Meals Ready to Eat (MREs) as issued to British troops.

Generic tongs (these from TK Maxx but ubiquitous)

Pencil case containing:

Several Light My Fire Original Sporks - still the best IMHO

TREKMATES Snaxtool 6in1 Camping Utensil - so convenient I had to buy them, though possibly just the Sporks would be fine.

Bamboo chopping board. This one was from Morrisons but they are everywhere - get one the size that suits your box.

Trangia accessories:

Pan Stand

Triangle

A bag I made myself.

We've had several of these blue stacking boxes at home for years. This happy little accident makes moving gear away from the car easier.

The hatches in the lid store, in bottles from the Nalgene set above, from top left to right:

Washing up liquid (AKA Dishsoap).

Cooking oil.

Pan sponge/scourer.

Methylated spirits (for the Trangia if we don't pack the larger fuel bottle).

Always looking for possible improvements - next is a better way to hang the mugs which avoids spillage whilst brewing up.

One of the requirements for The Millennium Falcon was to camp from or in it & to do so we needed to be able to cook.

My chosen stove for vehicle based camping has been the trusty Trangia, which when combined with a gas burner (Gas burner GB74) becomes an extremely flexible way to cook for two.

What we needed, however, was a means of storing the stove & associated paraphernalia so we could brew or cook at a moments notice, simply by adding food &/or water. We also needed a surface for the Trangia.

It was whilst wandering aimlessly through the DIY section of our local B&M one day that I came across a rolling tool box (their own brand as I recall), inspiration struck & The Millennium Falcon’s Cook Box was born. Here it is in its first iteration, in use in Scotland on our first night sleeping out in the wild:

Cook Box Version A in use in Scotland.

The killer app was in creating a stable work surface on which to use the Trangia, whilst keeping access to the box & its contents.

A rummage through my plywood offcuts stash & a little work with a Stanley knife, jig saw, wood glue & varnish and the “Trangia Work Surface” was born:

The Trangia Work Surfaces from the two box versions to show the top & bottom surfaces & so the simple construction.

If you want to replicate this, the measurements will depend on your chosen rolling toolbox base, but the methodology will be the same:

The length of the top surface (the bit with the Trangia base sized hole) needs to be enough to sit on the extended arms of the towing handle. It needs to be short enough to fit inside your box.

The length of the bottom surface needs to sit snugly inside the extended arms of the towing handle.

The width of both pieces needs to be narrow enough to fit inside your box, allowing for any tool tray that you retain.

“Cook Box Version A” has since been relegated to “Beach Box Version A”, but the photos below show how it works, albeit in its new Rebel Alliance livery. (Because everything is better with Star Wars.)

“Cook Box Version A” in Star Wars Livery, so “Beach Box Version A”. (The holes in its wheels are for the axle of its all-terrain wheels.)

Beach Box Version A with its Trangia work surface stowed.

Beach Box Version A with its Trangia (now picnic plate) work surface deployed.

Version A worked very well in many ways for some time - the only exception being its height. The Millennium Falcon has a sprung bar across the rear load area which supports the cover that shields the contents from prying eyes. Version A didn’t slide under this, so couldn’t be stored out of the way towards the back of the rear seats, & quickly became annoying. (This problem is likely unique to the Nissan X-Trail & you may find any size box will work with your vehicle, but its worth taking some measurements & bearing this in mind before flexing your credit card.) It wasn’t for a couple of years fruitlessly wandering more DIY sections that Homebase finally yielded the Stanley Tool Chest 26". (At time of writing weirdly absent from the Stanley UK website, but still available for £36.00 from the Homebase website here.)

Cook Box Version B

Cook Box Version B with its Trangia work surface stowed.

Cook Box Version B with its Trangia work surface deployed.

Version B had its first test in the wild on Dartmoor recently, where it worked perfectly:

Cook Box Version B in use on Dartmoor.

Cook Box Version B in use in the back of The Millennium Falcon on Dartmoor.

Cook Box Version B stowed in day to day transit.

If you choose to replicate this means of storing & using you cooking gear then what you choose to accommodate will depend on your preferences. I’ve made it to fit my Trangia, and the space available in our vehicle, but it would work equally well for many other stoves. (Be sure it doesn’t transmit heat down or you may burn more than your dinner!)

I’ll list the contents we’ve found work for us in a separate post in due course. Our gear is constantly evolving & also depends on what we’re up to. It is beautifully flexible in that we can use it in the back of The Millennium Falcon, on our own lightweight table, a wooden picnic table/bench (as above) or even the ground.

One word of caution however is that if we use it car-based:

We use the gas burner, not the spirit burner. (Liquid fuel spilling inside the car will not end well.)

We are careful not to have the flame burning with nothing between it & the car roof. Once lit, the pot or kettle goes on immediately & we switch off before removing them.

If you borrow this idea, or adapt it in any way, we’d be interested to see pictures as we’ve never seen anything similar.

Author CJ Box on the Tami Jackson Show – 8PM PT – 3/11/14

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