#feitan headcannons

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Phantom troupe men dick descriptions

Yappin: I’ve thought about most of them a lot actually

Characters: Feitan, Phinks, Franklin, Chrollo, nobunaga, hisoka, illumi, shalnark, uvogin

Warnings: dick descriptions

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Feitan

Around four inches when soft and he doesn’t grow much, his dick is narrow with a pink tip that he’s kind of embarrassed about

He shaves whatever pubic hair grows, hates the feeling of it and feels dirty when he has it

Phinks

Eight inches when soft and grows to nine when he’s hard, he has a slight curve to the left

His dick is the same colour as him, slightly tan with a darker tip, hair is groomed when he remembers but other wise it grows free

Franklin

Nine inches when soft and ten when hard, he has magic cross and Jacob’s ladder piercings that are intimidating at first glance

His hair is in a tuft at his base, same colour as his head hair, pretty soft to, he doesn’t shave it just grows like that, his dick is pale with a pink tip

Chrollo

Six inches and doesn’t change at all when he’s hard, he waxes and grooms himself very well

His whole dick is the same colour, and he’s got a pretty thick mushroom tip, not noticeable when he’s holding it but when he’s hard and it’s standing on its own it leans left

Nobunaga

Seven inches, shower not a grower, has a v line that makes his dick look perfect

He’s pale with a lighter brown top and Long stringy black hair at the top, doesn’t shave or groom whatsoever

Hisoka

Ten inches and proud, he gets professionally waxed all over, no hair in sight

He’s got a pink tip that stands out and his dick is more slender then thick, his tip gets more flushed the more turned on he is

Illumi

Seven inches when soft nine when hard, he’s got a mushroom tip and a vain the runs along the underside of him from his base to right before his tip

His tip is slightly darker then his shaft, and his hair is groomed but not to an extreme, he just cleans himself up to feel fresh

Shalnark

Six inches and is more slender, his dick curves up towards his belly when he’s hard, his shaft is the same colour as his stomach and his tip gets flushed pink when he’s turned on or being touched

He doesn’t grow much hair so he just leaves it be, if it bothers you he’ll let you wa it for him

Uvogin

Twelve inches soft and thirteen inches hard, he’s thick and has vains running down that are sensitive so touch

Long, dark brown, wire like hair that he loves having your nose shoved into while your kissing him up and down. Same colour as the rest of him with a darker shade tip, and he’s got a mushroom tip that’s as thick as the rest of him

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•Feitan is not very affectionate

•So cuddles are only on a very rare occasion

•But when you two do cuddle, he doesn't care whether he's the big or little spoon

•He secretly prefers being the little spoon

•He usually falls asleep when you cuddle seeing as he feels safe with you

•Shalnark lives for cuddles

•He loves it when you're both on your sides, with your head in the crook of his neck

•Although it tickles him, he loves feeling your breath against his neck

•It's a reminder that you're safe with him

•He practically never lets you out of his arms when he comes back from missions

•You both rarely cuddle

•He's always the big spoon no doubt about it

•He likes to have his arms placed under your neck, and the other hugging your waist tightly

•Once you're in his arms you're staying there for a while

•Nobunaga is somewhat affectionate, but not overly

•He prefers to cuddle you at night, especially after a long day

•He has his arms pressed against you, while he's holding you closely

•That's the best way to get him to sleep

•Uvo is overly affectionate

•He wants to cuddle you all the time

•He likes it when you lay on top of him with your arms wrapped around him

•Chrollo likes to cuddle alot

•He loves it when your leg is across his stomach

•With your head on his chest

•That way he can kiss your forehead and play with your hair

•Machi is a very affectionate gal

•She likes cuddling in any position

•As long as she's holding you she doesn't care

•But she always has to hold you at night