Oct 27, 2021
Alabaster: Hi, my name is Alabaster and welcome to my 3 hour long video about why Chris is wrong about everything, ever
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Alabaster: Hi, my name is Alabaster and welcome to my 3 hour long video about why Chris is wrong about everything, ever
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Chris: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon
Alabaster, not looking up from his book: Spear
Chris: Blocked!
Chris: Hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Alabaster: Having my day ruined by whatever you’re about to ask me to do
Chris: Let’s play 20 questions. You start
Alabaster: Okay what’s your favorite food
Chris: Triangle. Are you into guys?
Chris: I'm sorry, did you just spray me with bug repellent?
Alabaster: You were bugging me
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Alabaster: Tomorrow, at 8, I will come pick you up. *leaves*
Chris: Did he just ask me on a date?
Silena: I think it was more of a statement
Luke: It’s just so frustrating
Ethan: What is?
Luke: Alabaster keeps dropping obvious hints that he likes Chris and Chris is still completely oblivious
Ethan, wearing a shirt that says 'please date me Luke': Haha, yeah that's crazy
Chris: I have good news and bad news. Which would you like to hear first?
Alabaster: Good
Chris: It is unlikely that I will ever, EVER, do it again