#chisolm

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general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: Leadership and sense of humor worst quality: Wrath, it’s an asset in some ways in terms of finding fiery vengeance on those who have wronged other’s but if it weren’t for Emma, in the end it would have killed himship them with: A happy family and a small farm to settle down onbrotp them with: Goodnight Robicheaux and Emma Cullenneeds to stay away from: Robber Baronsmisc. thoughts: This is Denzel Washington at his Denzeliness and I love every second. Sam really is the epitome of the paragon (being a hero who drives others to good just by being around them), while still being a flawed character with his own demons and I really wish there was more like him in the media. I love all his interaction with Goodnight and how you can clearly see their history without a huge exposition dump or the need for flashbacks.

Also, personal aside, Denzel Washington has no right to still look this good.  The man is 62.

I’m writing this with a female reader. If you would like a similar list with a male reader than let me know. 

You meet the seven when you father hires them to protect your farm. 

Some bandits frequently swing by your farm and demand money and crops. 

Finally your father sells all the horses on your farm and hires the Magnificent 7. 

When the bandits show up, the team tries to convince them to leave and when it doesn’t work it leads to a gun fight. 

At some point during the fight one of your siblings is grabbed and a bandit holds them hostage. 

Faraday is the closest to him, but before he can shoot the man, you’re already in front of him with your dad’s shot gun. 

To make this short Chisolm is impressed and you convince your family to let you go off with the team. 

Faraday absolutely flirts with you for the first few days. He’s enjoying the fact that there’s finally a female to be with. However, after giving him the cold shoulder for a few days and after Sam chastises him, Faraday will back off. 

The first time you trip over your skirt during a fight, Goodnight is the one who insists on you wearing pants. He’s also the one who buys you a pair. 

You know how to keep your hair out of your face for casual house work, but that doesn’t hold up during a gun fight. Because of that Billy teaches you how he keeps his up even when he’s running around. It might be one of the most valuable lessons you learn while a part of the group. 

For some reason Vasquez ends up being sort of like a brother to you. You two joke around a lot of and he becomes fiercely protective of you. You can count on the entire team to have your back, but Vasquez is the person you could go talk about anything with

OK SO IVE SEEN THIS DAMN MOVIE THREE TIMES AND I HAVE NO CLUE.

I understand what they were trying to do with Jack, but I feel like they could’ve had him annunciate just a little bit more.