Jan 20
why is chemistry slowly becoming my mortal enemy
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why is chemistry slowly becoming my mortal enemy
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Making blue milk in chemistry class (jk it’s highly toxic)
A, a slacker, and B, the resident honors kid, get seated together during their chemistry lab. While A usually just messes around until class ended, they get a peek at some of the things B is taking notes on... and it’s definitely not the kind of chemistry they’re learning in class.
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I love my chem class more than anything. We made a group chat so we’ll see how this plays out.
Again background- My chemistry class is an hour and 20 minutes long when normally every other class is 40 minutes long. We take a mask break outside. There’s a small hill area outside my school and at the top there’s thorn bushes and trees and garbage scattered through out.
Slight CW- mention of vaping and drugs but barley
“Why do you walk like that?” Thomas asked Logan.
“What this?” He walked across the room, a slight waddle in his walk.
“You look like a homosexual penguin.” Remus told him, sending the class into howls.
“I feel so personally attacked.” Logan put a hand over his heart.
“This is the second time penguins have been mentioned in this class room.” Sirius laughed.
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“My stomach hurts so bad.” Kasey gasped between laughs. “Ow.”
Dumo just shook his head trying to hide a smile.
“I tell you to tell me what an ionic bond is and you post a picture of the ice age baby on Mike wisoksis body.”
“Don’t forget the screaming cat and the cheese and the tellituby and the old mad with orange juice.” Logan cackled.
“And buff Barney and baby Michel Jackson.” Thomas added.
“I’m crying.” Leo wiped his eyes. “Oh my god.”
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“Dumo there’s a vape up here.” James shouted down the hill.
“Where?” Leo jumped through the thorn bush.
“You fiendef.” Finn shook his head.
“It’s just a puff.” Leo held the pink cylinder. “Pretty decent condition to be honest. It’s for more juice than a block puff.” He shrugged.
“Yeah but there’s dirt in the mouth piece.” Sirius pointed out.
“And it’s only 5% nic. Not that good.”
“Bring it down. Give it to me.” Dumo shouted up.
“I could of resold this James thanks for the announcement to the world.” Leo rolled his eyes.
“You sound like a vape entrepreneur.” Logan shook his head.
“Easy 20 bucks.” He shrugged. “Probably enough for me to get a dab. Oh shit didn’t know you were there.” He turned to see Dumo with his hand stretched out.
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“What happened? Did you get hit?” Sirius whipped around as Leo screamed. He had been throwing a ball they had found back and forth with Finn.
“NO THERES A BUG IN MY EAR.” He screamed shaking his head.
“Is there actually?” Logan laughed.
“YES IM SURE.” He jumped around.
“How do you know?” James asked.
“BECAUSE ITS GOING BUZZZ.”
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“I just realized you’re really tall.” Sirius looked at Leo.
“Yeah he’s like two Logan’s in a trench coat.” James joked.
“You are so mean.” Logan scoffed in shock and offense.
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One of many things I love about my teacher. Can literally have a conversation about things that happened when we were high and she says nothing.
I was pulling thorns and burs out of my clothes and hair for the rest of the day.
Characters by the amazing @lumosinlove and inspiration by my insane third period class
me: i think i understand organic chemistry now
organic chemistry: no you don't
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sick of everything being a sexual innuendo!!! when i tell you the boy in my chem class showed the class his bird i mean that we were doing online school and that fucker has a literal parakeet!!!!!!!!!!! and she’s a beautiful little teal baby and he brought her to ‘school’ for the day because online school sucks and we wanted to see a bird!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no dicks were involved!!!!!!!!!!! no dicks were witnessed in the making of this post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i go to high school not riverdale dot edu or whatever i'm sick of fuckers interpreting my language as inherently sexual!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway this kid’s bird is a really sweet little teal parakeet and i love her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@oohbabycupcakes
Oh my god, I hated naming compounds. It took me so long to get down, but once I did, it stuck in my brain.
This person is amazing. She is the only reason that I didn’t fail my chem midterm.
I have a midterm in like 30 minutes but I’m not worried because I was in the top 6 of every kahoot game we played