#cheese factory

I love you,

Say his hands, which shroud your eyes and dabble your rationale in primitive fear. They leave behind cold, viscous ink in a manner that makes you wish he’d just let you help. You see no evil.

I love you,

Sings his lips, encapsulating yours until you grow too weary to argue and too intoxicated on his petty magic tricks to awaken. You speak no evil.

I love you,

Screams the blot that blooms from him. Your memory fades time and time again—to resist him is to be erased. You think you hear a ghost of salvation, once; A do-good knight in shining armour fit to piece together whatever you were before this. Before him. You hear no evil.

”I love you,”

He sobs, mutilated and truly defeated. You are numb, and Malleus, no matter how many people love and are loved by him in return, is Evil.

Love has made him do terrible things; Malleus has learned to resent it, for had he known sooner, been better, this could have been prevented—

Crazy crazy funny little designs for the BTD cast + headcanons

I gave Bear and Cheese factory names because I think they’re quite overlooked in the community due to a slight lack of individuality.

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Like, after they shadow travel there, Nico would pass out (naturally) and will would be ready with his pillow.

Eventually they’d be found by some staff member and they’d be questioned on how did they get there and then the person goes “omg is he LYING DOWN AND SLEEPING”

and will who doesn’t know the law is like yes. So the guy calls the police. Don’t ask why he just does. So they’re taken to the station and Nico is awake by then but still cannot shadow travel. So they’re taken to a cell and given a phone call. They call Chiron to explain why they’re in jail. Then he sighs and tells them to shadow travel as soon as they can. They do and then come back to camp.