#cheeky git

“How do you keep an idiot in suspense?”

“...ummm”

“Ha! Get it?”

러브들안녕!!! 요즘 자주와서 보니까.. 아론형을 보고싶어하는 팬분들이 많이 있다는사실을 알았어요. 형은 지금 미국에 집에 갔는데 제가 알려드릴게요~~~~~~!! 형이 외국인 친구들과 함께 서핑보드를 즐기고있어요ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Prompt/AU: "You put that back where it came from, or so help me." Universe: Detroit: Become Human Pairing: RK800 x reader Warnings: Word Count:

Dedicated to @nerdylittoyvoid, I'm glad you liked the prompts, and I hope you like these little drabbles just as much!

FUCK I KEEP FORGETTING THE STUPID TAG LIST OH MY GOODNESS WHY AM I SO DUMB?!?!

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Cleaning out the cupboards around your home and rifling through all the old photos and work was always interesting, but it took on an element of embarrassment when you had someone else with you.

Like Connor.

"You didn't like pink as a kid, huh?" You chuckled as Connor rifled through some old photos of you as a child, pausing on one where you were screaming at a pink shirt you had been given.

"I think that was around Christmas, and I absolutely hated it. My parents always told me that I refused to wear it, and I would scream like a banshee if I was forced to wear it too," it was a fond memory, to be sure.

Lapsing back into silence, you continued to sort through all the trash you had shoved in your cupboards, leaving Connor to leaf through the photos in his own time. You didn't mind too much, after all, he was your boyfriend, and you knew he wouldn't tell anyone. He was wonderful like that, bless him.

But then, back when you were a kid... well, every kid goes through that phase, don't they? It was a natural thing, and nobody could blame or judge you for it... but then... they could.

"(Y/N), what's this?" You hummed and turned to see something you had hoped had been destroyed.

A picture of you in the pinkest, most spangled, most ridiculous fairy dress that had ever been created. With wings, and a tiara, and a fucking wand. Oh, and who could forget the ridiculous shoes?

"Oh shit--" You leapt at Connor, tackling him to the floor in an attempt to grab the photo, but being an android, Connor was stronger and faster than you, and easily held the photo out of your reach.

"I guess you did like pink then?" You were so tempted to wipe the shit-eating grin off Connor's face, but the photo was more important.

"Sod off Connor! Give me the photo!" He laughed and held it just out of your reach, watching with no small amount of amusement as you strained to reach it.

"How long did you wear that fairy dress for?" With your face burning a bright red, you heaved a sigh and gave up. Deciding to just flop onto of Connor.

"Connor, put that back where it came from, or so help me." He chuckled, wrapping his arms around you, with the damn photo still out of reach, and pressed a gentle kiss to the top of your head.

"Nah," he said with a smirk. "I don't think I will."

TAG LIST (I am so sorry like I am so dumb for always forgetting this what is wrong with me?

...so my other half turns to me the other week and says, “If we were to get married, I’d have the Darth Vader death march play when you walked down the aisle”

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNZCSGcU1MA)