#chattingwithtander

TANDER'S KINKTOBER 2026

Day 1: Size Kink with Ultra Magnus

Day 2: Cunnilingus with Cliffjumper

Day 3: Gunplay with Perceptor

Day 4: Wall Sex with Rodimus

Day 5: Biting with Overall

Day 6: On the Table / Desk with Drift

Day 7: Group Sex with Prowl and Skywarp (they tied)

Day 8: Overstimulation with Cyclonus

Day 9: First Time with Blaster (bc we already had Cyclonus)

Day 10: Dry Humping with Swerve

Day 11: Stomach Bulge with Fortress Maximus

Day 12: Washracks with Jazz

Day 13: Fuckbuddies with Minimus (Decided thru spinning a wheel)

Day 14: Remote Controlled Vibrator with Misfire

Day 15: Collars with Kup

Day 16: Transformation (Vehicle Mode) with Sunstreaker

Day 17: Sex Toys with Elita-1

Day 18: Hemipenis (Two Spikes) with Predaking

Day 19: Spreader Bars with Brainstorm

Day 20: Body Worship with Ratchet

Day 21: Knotting with Fortress Maximus

Day 22: Public Sex with Jazz

Day 23: Spark Play with Rung

Day 24: Nurse / Patient with Knockout

Day 25: Abduction as Seduction with Shockwave

Day 26: Cock Warming with Kup

Day 27: Distracted Sex with Optimus

Day 28: Heat / Rut Rodimus (YESS GAWD)

Day 29: Aphrodisiacs with Skyfire / Jetfire

Day 30: Forced Orgasm with Prowl

Day 31: My choice, which is going to be Breeding with Deadlock

All polls and so can be found here :D

Totally normal reaction to a Rodimus figure possibly dropping

• tied up ball gagged rodimus

• having rodimus selfservice in front of us while we watch

• having rodimus overload by just us touching him/ fondling/ rubbing his spoiler

• inserting a vibrating dildo into rodimus and having him close his panels, then going to a captains meeting/ presenting something in front of others

The person you ARE

I am using every single one of these just you wait holy shit- imma do em in between others as to not just hit ya'll with, what, seven Rodimus one-shots in a row (and also to drag out the fun HAHAAA) so ya'll be READY

•Sucking them off under the desk- perhaps someone walks in

•Walking in on them jorkin it to a pic of us, sitting them down and have them jork it to the real thing™

•Dressing rodimus up in a lacy thong and then fucking him in it

•Us sitting on rodimus face

•Us and rodimus scissoring

Have fun (⁠*⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠)～⁠♡

OK dude- here’s how this will go-

I am going to post every single one of these as an apology for disapearing for like two weeks and also none of you expect anything till like next week bc I got another exam this weekend (crying)

Deal? Deal

We got all Rodimus except ONE Ratchet, as you did mention him ;)

They're getting their own posts and you're getting tagged in them all dw I GOT YOU

Also there may or may not be something planned (COUGH kinktober) that I have to announce like 4 months ahead of time bc guess who has (obligatory) summer courses and work to tend to near summer/autumn :') But I want to get these requests out first BEFORE doing all that

To celebrate these, how about I share a few of my favourite tags ya'll have left bc they are GOLDEN and its a SHAME I have to keep them to myself

--HELLO AND WELCOME--

To where all my smut will go :D There's really nothing else to it- ya boi wanted to put it all somewhere without having to worry about mutuals wondering wtf is wrong with me LOL

On here will be what is essentially one-shots of different characters getting it sloppy style. I post whenever I get motivation.

I am in the middle of taking a bachelor, so I am either gonna pop out 5 a day or none at all for a week straight there's no inbetween - I plan on posting every other to every third day tho!

Current fixation: TRANSFORMERS Tag for these specific smut one-shots will be: #valveplug All readers are mech!reader and have no clear gender. The perks of everyone having both a valve and a spike lol. For things like "chubby!reader" it becomes "Chubby!Mech!reader" as I still will not write with gendered-specific readers. They can be read w a human reader in mind no problem tho as I avoid any explicitly "mech" vocabulary as much as possible!

Requests are OPEN!

Rules and information:

I am purely only doing x reader stuff. I am down for doing, like, a ship x reader (threesomes/foursomes) but not a ship alone. For now.

I never write with genders. If you request a gendered-reader I will change it to a neutral one.

Kinks I will not do: Scat/piss kink, feet fetishes, arm pit kinks, vore, very heavy bdsm, cheating, pedophilia/pokephilia/zoophilia, incest, oviposition, lactation, and nothing involving pregnancy as I am NOT qualified for that (That DOES NOT include breeding kinks).

I will also not do any non-con/rape stuff. I am not comfortable with that in any sense. Dubious consent is accepted most of the time.

I am ALSO down for doing SFW stuff.

If you don't get your ask answered it is either bc I forgot about it (and will get to it) or I do not know the character you requested so I am postponing doing it till I feel like I can do the character justice.

Anyways, wrap it before you tap it. I am not responsible for any minors seeing my posts as THAT is your own problem - I am putting mature warnings on all of them so. You have been warned.

Tag for other stuff I post is #chattingwithtander

TRANSFORMERS MASTERLIST 1.0

TRANSFORMERS MASTERLIST 2.0

Am I predictable or am I predictable