AKA “character questionnaire that makes you click a lot of links in order to answer ridiculous and pointless questions”

What Ben and Jerry’s ice cream flavor do they most resemble and why?

If they were on tumblr, what would their url be?

Which Apple ringtone would they use? (assuming custom wasn’t an option) 

Which of those tones would they use as an alarm to wake up to?

Do they have a seahorse as a pet or sidekick? If yes, skip to question 8.

If no: would you consider giving them one? If yes, skip to question 8.

If no: ...why? What if I told you it was super cool? Would you change your mind? Explain your answer.

Find and name at least one trope from tvtropes.org that fits your character (or the plot surrounding them.)

Pick any phrase or word appearing in “We Didn’t Start the Fire” to describe them.

Answer this Buzzfeed Quiz as your character. Share your result.

Try searching their first name in the searchbar on thesaurus.com. What word does it autocorrect to? (“did you mean ___”)  OR, if their name yields results, what is the first synonym that comes up?

Create them using any picrew maker EXCEPT drastically change their hairstyle and put them in an outfit they’d never wear. (Don’t be shy, attach the resulting image and let us see it!)

Based on the title alone, pick one song that describes them or their life. But one catch! The song has to be by The Wiggles.  [tw: g slur]

Click on this random word generator. Which of the 6 resulting words most relates to your character? (Explanation optional.)

Since the first one is inexplicably such a hit, here's a part two.

1. Make your best representation of them using THIS PICREW

2. Do they exude Beatsaber energy, Wii Bowling energy, or Just Dance energy? Or, name another chaos game they embody better.

3. Tag them as a gem in Webkinz. Why did you pick the gem you did?

4. Tag them as one of the fairies from the Tinkerbell movies OR draw/conceptualize them in a Tinkerbell movie au. (What would their talent be? Their outfit? Etc.) I don't CARE if you were never a Pixie Hollow Girlie, you'll answer this question and you'll enjoy it!!!

5. Name a musical (or, if you MUST, any other piece of media) that resembles them aesthetically.

6. Tag them as a game show or reality show. (For example, "my oc is HGTV's Fixer Upper because they have a lot of problems but I can fix them," or, "my oc is Wheel of Fortune, and no I will not elaborate.")

7. Tag them as a course from any Mario Kart game.

8. Create an alliterative title for a 'Series of Unfortunate Events' style book about their life (i.e. 'The Bad Beginning', 'The Grim Grotto', 'The Vile Village')

9. Tag them as any 'Glee' song cover. Here's a list if you must. Bonus points if you link the video. (Disclaimer: I have never seen Glee, so I look forward to this.)

10. Auditions! Your project has fallen into the hands of a director with... questionable motives. They've come up with THIS shortlist of celebrities to potentially stunt cast as your oc. As a courtesy, they're asking for your input... who do you pick? Or, rather, do you exit abruptly and fling yourself into the sun? (Bonus if you screenshot to show us the contenders.)

11. What Bath & Body Works scent would they be and why?

12a. If they were to run a YouTube channel, what kind of content would they make?

12b. What company would be the most likely to sponsor their videos? It can be one of the usual suspects (Hello Fresh, Raid Shadow Legends) OR something that pertains to your oc/their life.

13. Take this Buzzfeed quiz as your oc. Share your result.

Sleeping edition

What size mattress do they have?

Is their bed in the center of the room, or in a corner?

How many pillows do they use?

Which side of the bed is their nightstand on? 

What do they keep on their nightstand?

Do they consider themselves a morning person, a night owl, or neither?

How much sleep is ideal for them?

What’s the worst sleep they’ve ever had, and why?

What about the best?

What’s the strangest place they’ve ever had to sleep?

The most uncomfortable place?

Do they make their bed in the morning?

Do they sleep with a partner?

With a pet? 

With a stuffed animal, doll, or anything of the likes?

With a prized item or keepsake?

What about with a weapon?

Do they sleep under the sheets or on top?

What about a blanket or quilt? 

What do they wear to bed? Does it change based on the temperature/circumstances? 

Do they sleep with socks on?

How warm/cool do they like to keep their room? Does this change based on the season?

Do they close their bedroom door at night or leave it open a crack? Or neither? (psychopath)

What about the windows? Open or closed? Curtains/blinds?

Do they sleep with a light on? If so, where, and how bright is it? Is it to help them see in the dark, because they have a fear of the dark, to repel intruders, or another reason?

How long does it take for them to fall asleep once they lie down?

What’s the process like? (i.e., do their thoughts run wild, or can they shut their brain down and rest easy?)

Do they have insomnia, or any conditions that make it difficult to fall asleep?

Do they need to take any medication to help them sleep?

Are there other rituals they have to help them get tired?

Do they need music or white noise to fall asleep?

Do they need/prefer anything else while they sleep? 

Have they ever fainted/been knocked unconscious/been anesthetized, and did it feel the same as sleep to them?

Do they take naps? If so, how frequently, and for how long? Do they feel better afterwards, or groggy?

What time do they usually go to bed?

Does their sleep schedule change depending on their work/school schedule? (i.e., do they tend to stay up later on weekends or in the summer?)

Do they sleepwalk? (if so, do they have any sleepwalking stories?)

Talk in their sleep? (if so, what’s the funniest/most embarrassing thing they’ve said? how many people heard them?)

Do they snore?

Do they drool, or anything else they can’t control but would consider embarrassing?

Do they experience sleep paralysis?

Night terrors?

Do they sleep on their back? Side? Stomach?

Do they toss and turn, or stay stationary? 

How light/deep of a sleeper are they usually?

How often do they dream?

What are their dreams usually like? (Are they vivid, lucid, recurring? Are they usually good, are they bizarre, or are they nightmares?)

What’s the funniest dream they’ve ever had?

What’s the scariest dream they’ve ever had?

The happiest dream?

The saddest?

Do they remember most of their dreams, or forget them the minute they wake up?

What time do they usually wake up?

How long does it take them to “fully wake up” in the morning? 

How do they wake up? Do they set an alarm, or rely on someone/something else? (such as a parent, the daylight, or their instincts)

How bad are they about hitting snooze?

What are they like in the morning when they didn’t get enough sleep?