Challenge 10: Legal Repercussions
Dark: Man, jail SUCKS!
Tuna: You probably wouldn't have gotten 30 life sentences if you'd gotten a lawyer.
Dark: I AM A LAWYER! Self representation is the only way to go!
Tuna: No it isn't.
Tuna: Maybe it's good the Dark opted to volunteer itself first, since that should've put the bar in hell.
Dark: I'LL NEVER LET YOU ILLUSTRIOUS BUNDLES OF JOY OVERSHADOW ME!
Tuna: Yes, it's trulyā¦ impressiveā¦ you somehow fumbled a basic interrogation badly enough to warrant the reactions they had to you.
Dark: Thank you! It's very easy work!
Tuna: I sure fucking hope it's not, I don't need any of mine getting as locked up as you.
Tuna: Look, it's not like we're necessarily going to go on trial or anything.
Tuna: They're just gonna take us all one at a time and ask some questions.
Tuna: About yourself, about your past, and anything you've done during this hunt.
Tuna: I don't know if I have to tell you this, but they may not be too keen on things like property damage, harming people, purposeful deception, god what else-
Dark: Murder! Those questions were sure tough, but I think my grade was passingly terrible!
Tuna: Right. See, it shouldn't be that bad. Maybe.
Tuna: ā¦ Look, I'm not here to judge what gets results, or whatever you were up to before getting hired here. If you gotta lie a little, just be good about it and don't get caught.
Tuna: Besides, it's probably fine. Hunters are allowed to do those kinds of things.
Dark: Warrentless?
Tuna: ā¦ Can you blame me for hating paperwork. My hands are water.
Hunters, get through your interrogation! Don't make things worse, prove you've got nothing to do with the Dark and have never done anything remotely like a crime! No one's got anything to hide, right?
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Dark: That sucks! We're never going to make it like that!
Stars, a jailbreak is in order! You can get out of a holding cell all by yourself, right? Or bust out of the interrogation room! Never let them know your next move! Never let them take you alive!
