#celtophobia

So... the excuse for not stopping people from hotspots spreading the disease from England to Wales is "Because we want to reduce the virus across the whole country".

Yep, you read that right.

Our post-Brexit future is that England is stripping our powers and autonomy back out of the Celtic nations. They've already stated that they are going to fund the M4 Black Route, after the Senedd said no.

Oh man I don't even know what post this is specifically referring to but I feel it on a spiritual level

Featuring my triple favourites:

"There's no such thing as a Celt (but Anglo-Saxons defo existed)"

"England may have oppressed the Celtic nations historically, but not anymore!"

"It's just the south east of England, though, the North are treated just as badly!"

We have two weeks before it needs doing. This isn’t urgent. It could have waited for me to come in today, and do it today.

Instead, she’s already run it through Google translate, printed it all off and laminated it.

WWWHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

“I will need to redo the Welsh,” I said, controlling my horror in her office.

“Okay,” she said. “You take those then, and write on the translations?”

So apparently she expects us to just have the Welsh sharpied on as an afterthought and sees no problem with this at all oh my god what the fuck, Tumblrs, what the fuck.

SOME EXAMPLES

“Don’t be afraid of guts and goo - for in the stew is your next clue.”

“Peidiwch a bod ofn i chwistrelli a mynd - oherwydd yn y stwff yw eich cliw nesaf.”

IT SOUNDS LIKE A PSA ABOUT HEROIN

AND IT’S TRANSLATED ‘GOO’ AS ‘GO’

“They say that bats come out at night - but don’t be overcome with fright”

“Maen nhw’n dweud bod ystlumod yn dod alllan yn y nos - Ond peidiwch a’ch goresgyn rhag ofn”

WHAT THE FUCK

‘DON’T BE DEFEATED LEST’