#cellblock tango

(don't mind the sketch, it'll all make sense soon.....)

Ya know how sometimes people have little habits that get you down? Well McConnell liked to delay stimulus money. No. Not delay. STOP. So I come home after a day at my essential job, and I'm looking for a little sympathy, ya know? And there's McConnell, sitting on the couch, pen in hand, and delaying. No. Not delaying STOPPING. So I looked at him and I said, you stop that stimulus check one more time... *sigh* and he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots. Into. His. Head. 🎺 🎶 he had it comin' 🎶

Screw all other alignment charts, from now on we’re only categorizing characters by verses of the Cellblock Tango

He had it coming, he had it coming He only had himself to blame! If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same-- t's the end of the show Of the historemix We switched up the flow And we changed the prefix Everybody knows That we used to be six wives But we want to say Before we drop the curtain Nothing is for sure Nothing is for certain All that we know is that We used to be six wives

🎶He had it coming~🎶